Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 1:09:50 pm PST #1923 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What do you wear those with? Those are totally nawty.


Nicole - Mar 01, 2006 1:12:17 pm PST #1924 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Just remember that when these two are replaced you'll get to send them emails about all the fun you and the new coworkers are having together and gee, it's too bad they're no longer in the office to share in the fun.

You jest. Close friendships don't come easily for me. First of all, there's the snarling and then there's also the biting and the growling.

Or maybe the snarling is *because of* some of my other co-workers. People have been coming up to me and asking, "What are you going to do when your other two musketeers leave you?" Grrrrr.

I frequently send my favorite former coworker stories of the Schadenfreude Follies - I tell her which stupid/outrageous/morally reprehensible thing someone in the office pulled recently.

There will definitely be emails flying.

eta: ooooh! I marked your post for later home shopping, Toddson. Thanks!


Toddson - Mar 01, 2006 1:14:52 pm PST #1925 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

  • I* wouldn't wear them at all. However, those of you who look good in short skirts might enjoy them. Or a long skirt with a slit.

(I started to say "I wouldn't wear them with anything" but then, knowing the Bitches, I figured you'd start suggesting wearing them with nothing at all - which ain't gonna happen either).


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2006 1:16:05 pm PST #1926 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You could probably get laid just holding up a picture of those.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 1:17:25 pm PST #1927 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

However, those of you who look good in short skirts might enjoy them. Or a long skirt with a slit.

I'd probably go the short skirt route. But I'm wondering--skirt short enough that you can see the tops all the time, or short enough that the tops peek...which is racier.

I love these.


Toddson - Mar 01, 2006 1:18:06 pm PST #1928 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Per Trudy, runs off to get picture of nawty stockings.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:19:30 pm PST #1929 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I spotted what I may be perfect bitch stockings.

Yum!

*I* wouldn't wear them at all.

Boo!


Toddson - Mar 01, 2006 1:20:00 pm PST #1930 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

No, really. Don't have the legs for them.


Nicole - Mar 01, 2006 1:20:32 pm PST #1931 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

ita, those are what I saw at the bottom of the other link that caused me to save the site for further looking when I get home. Hawt!


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:21:33 pm PST #1932 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, really. Don't have the legs for them.

Well. You do seem to dress with immaculate style that flatters your best features. So I guess I can let go of that image.

Erin needs those, though.