{{vw}}

I'm sorry you're stuck in Nonsense World, vw. I hope you get to go home soon.

so we had Dutch babies, spelt pancakes, and gluten-free chocolate chip pancakes, along with wonderful ham and sausages.

libkitty eats babies. Pass it on.

Two of my favorite co-workers are leaving this office. I'm not happy about it. Like, at all. One of them came back from maternity leave for a couple of weeks and decided she'd much rather be a stay at home mommy. I'm happy *for* her and it's not like I won't see her anymore since we live so close to each other and she has a baby for me to snuggle with... but still.

The other co-worker is my absolute favorite co-worker and she's moving for a position with the same company, but on the east coast. She's moving. Far away. I'm not happy. She found out she got the position last Thursday. I gave her a big hug and then I called her a bitch. For leaving me. /childish brat

A world of strength ~ma to you, vw.

/childish brat

Just remember that when these two are replaced you'll get to send them emails about all the fun you and the new coworkers are having together and gee, it's too bad they're no longer in the office to share in the fun.

Or, you could try a tantrum and see if that gets them to stay.

I frequently send my favorite former coworker stories of the Schadenfreude Follies - I tell her which stupid/outrageous/morally reprehensible thing someone in the office pulled recently.

{{{vw}}} Much ~ma to you.

{{{Nicole}}} I'm sorry your co-workers are leaving.

Would some virtual shopping help cheer people up? I spotted what I may be perfect bitch stockings.

What do you wear those with? Those are totally nawty.

Just remember that when these two are replaced you'll get to send them emails about all the fun you and the new coworkers are having together and gee, it's too bad they're no longer in the office to share in the fun.

You jest. Close friendships don't come easily for me. First of all, there's the snarling and then there's also the biting and the growling.

Or maybe the snarling is *because of* some of my other co-workers. People have been coming up to me and asking, "What are you going to do when your other two musketeers leave you?" Grrrrr.

I frequently send my favorite former coworker stories of the Schadenfreude Follies - I tell her which stupid/outrageous/morally reprehensible thing someone in the office pulled recently.

There will definitely be emails flying.

eta: ooooh! I marked your post for later home shopping, Toddson. Thanks!

• I* wouldn't wear them at all. However, those of you who look good in short skirts might enjoy them. Or a long skirt with a slit.

(I started to say "I wouldn't wear them with anything" but then, knowing the Bitches, I figured you'd start suggesting wearing them with nothing at all - which ain't gonna happen either).