The alien cocktree was back on Worldcrossing over in the Spike's Bitches forum --- that's where the Smallville and Due South threads evolved.
I think there was a thread with the alien cock tree reference in it.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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askye - Apr 26, 2005 7:52:32 am PDT #9906 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Connie Neil - Apr 26, 2005 7:53:51 am PDT #9907 of 10000
brillig
I remember the cocktree. It was of the amusing.
Dana - Apr 26, 2005 7:57:31 am PDT #9908 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
The alien cocktree was back on Worldcrossing over in the Spike's Bitches forum
Ah, was it in a Bitches thread? Last time it came up, I know I looked in the Smallville threads and the due South threads and the assorted media threads.
The discussion was a thing of beauty. It needs to be metaquoted or something.
Betsy HP - Apr 26, 2005 7:58:16 am PDT #9909 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
I just BRQG'ed and got Tim talking about slashy things that are slashy like a slash.
I was so proud of Dana; she corrupted us, and we corrupted him!
askye - Apr 26, 2005 8:26:47 am PDT #9910 of 10000
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It was in the Smallville thread, but on WX Bitches was seperate from the main Buffista forum.
I remember reading that story (well part) on the mailing list and then seeing the follow up post of "I made a mistake! It should be 15" not 15'!"
amych - Apr 26, 2005 8:31:57 am PDT #9911 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"I made a mistake! It should be 15" not 15'!"
I remember that. I remember not having the heart to point out that that would be equally improbable, and yet not nearly as much fun.
Fay - Apr 26, 2005 9:00:45 am PDT #9912 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Remember the alien tree-cock? Those were the days, huh?
It's a memory I shall take to my grave. Why anyone would feel the need to tell their reader that Clark's penis measures 15' by 5' (let alone 15" by 5") in the first place continues to elude me, but even without the terrifyingly treeish dimensions, it's still quite horrifying enough to have one yelling encouragement at Lex to flee for his life and his sphincter muscles. Poor lamb. Impregnated up the ass by an alien cock'o'doom and then obliged to get weepy and giggly and develop dainty hips, and get married in a white dress.
Wow.
Yeah, that was some fic.
askye - Apr 26, 2005 9:08:20 am PDT #9913 of 10000
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I still get a giggle fit when I remember your reactions on AIM.
Lyra Jane - Apr 26, 2005 9:21:47 am PDT #9914 of 10000
Up with the sun
Why do I get the sense that the writer had never actually had sex?
askye - Apr 26, 2005 9:28:30 am PDT #9915 of 10000
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I believe the writer was rather young and came out of anime fandom, I exchanged a few emails with her and she did say she liked mpreg.