I remember the cocktree. It was of the amusing.
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The alien cocktree was back on Worldcrossing over in the Spike's Bitches forum
Ah, was it in a Bitches thread? Last time it came up, I know I looked in the Smallville threads and the due South threads and the assorted media threads.
The discussion was a thing of beauty. It needs to be metaquoted or something.
I just BRQG'ed and got Tim talking about slashy things that are slashy like a slash.
I was so proud of Dana; she corrupted us, and we corrupted him!
It was in the Smallville thread, but on WX Bitches was seperate from the main Buffista forum.
I remember reading that story (well part) on the mailing list and then seeing the follow up post of "I made a mistake! It should be 15" not 15'!"
"I made a mistake! It should be 15" not 15'!"
I remember that. I remember not having the heart to point out that that would be equally improbable, and yet not nearly as much fun.
Remember the alien tree-cock? Those were the days, huh?
It's a memory I shall take to my grave. Why anyone would feel the need to tell their reader that Clark's penis measures 15' by 5' (let alone 15" by 5") in the first place continues to elude me, but even without the terrifyingly treeish dimensions, it's still quite horrifying enough to have one yelling encouragement at Lex to flee for his life and his sphincter muscles. Poor lamb. Impregnated up the ass by an alien cock'o'doom and then obliged to get weepy and giggly and develop dainty hips, and get married in a white dress.
Wow.
Yeah, that was some fic.
I still get a giggle fit when I remember your reactions on AIM.
Why do I get the sense that the writer had never actually had sex?
I believe the writer was rather young and came out of anime fandom, I exchanged a few emails with her and she did say she liked mpreg.
See, I was going to ask what the hell a treecock was, and why it was being discussed, then decided I didn't want to know. How right I was.