Porn anthology! Porn anthology! Damn it, can we please still have it work?
I wrote two stories! Like pulling teeth, this writing porn.
Oh, and "bap" means to smack someone very lightly. Generally used to express disapproval or disagreement. Frequently done to the back of hte head.
My sister's about half as tall as me, so I can put my palm on her forehead and just push back lightly. It works that way, too.
I just found a Mists of Avalon songfic about Beltaine, to Garth Brooks' "Stand Outside the Fire."
I think I might blanche now.
LINK! LINK!!!
"But you've got to be tough when consumed by desire
'Cause it's not enough just to stand outside the fire "
See, I didn't
read
it. I just found it.
Shudder.
You people have ruined me. I'm watching
Point Break,
with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze, and all I can think is "this film is so slashy!"
See, we look at it as making your life
better.
But... but...
Point Break
*is* so slashy!
It's
The Fast And The Furious.
It has to be slashy.
It's
amazingly
slashy. And they're all wearing wetsuits. All I saw before were the wetsuits!
Point Break
is by Kathryn Bigelow who was undoubtedly pretty conscious of the slash she put in. She also did the great
Near Dark
vampire movie.