Yeah, but... Harry! Harsh, dude.
I haven't read shrift's SN 5 things story. Clearly this needs to be remedied ASAP.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
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Vonnie K - Jan 05, 2005 1:09:33 pm PST #9393 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Consuela - Jan 05, 2005 1:28:06 pm PST #9394 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Although you'll note I couldn't quite get to Jack/Harry. Well, let me rephrase: Harry couldn't quite get there, since Jack threatened to shoot him.
Poor Harry.
And yes, Shrift's SN 5 Things will break you into tiny little pieces. Gah.
Betsy HP - Jan 07, 2005 12:34:08 pm PST #9395 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Holy @#$@#$@#.
Persians, Hephaistion decided, must be born color-blind. There was no other way of accounting for the garish display of wrapping paper, streamers and party favors the palace eunuchs had set out for the little prince’s first birthday.
Hephaistion, who always resisted the party favors Alexandros tried to foist on him, recoiled at the sight of their son in a gilded pink party hat in the conical Persian fashion
Betsy HP - Jan 07, 2005 12:34:52 pm PST #9396 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Oh, just one more...
“Fuck you,” muttered Hephaistion. It had taken him six months of intense training to get his body back to the lean hardness it had had before the pregnancy, and three more to where he could have sex without obsessing over his sutures or imagined stretch marks. If he had to endure one more remark about his thighs, he was going to kill somebody.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 07, 2005 12:39:42 pm PST #9397 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
runs screaming from the thread into the night...
brenda m - Jan 07, 2005 12:40:44 pm PST #9398 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jesus, Betsy, warn a person. Sheesh.
Consuela - Jan 07, 2005 12:44:10 pm PST #9399 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Ohdeargod, Betsy. Where the hell did you find that?
t checks link without clicking Ah, I see. So much for the people who say LJ is where the good fic is...
Betsy HP - Jan 07, 2005 12:47:55 pm PST #9400 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Somebody linked to it on A.J. Hall's comment page.
Katie M - Jan 07, 2005 12:57:41 pm PST #9401 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Well, that's... wrong. At least it's well-spelled, I suppose.
What does it say about me that I'm actually somewhat more bothered by The Persians Do First Birthday Parties With Streamers And Party Hats than by Hephaistion Gets Pregnant? Probably that I've been in fandom too long, I suppose.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 08, 2005 12:33:54 am PST #9402 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Oddly, the part that's bothering me is that I don't think Hephaistion would have known what colour-blindness was.
googles Yes; John Dalton is credited with discovering/describing it in 1794 or thereabouts.