Anyone else thinking "You can lead a hor to culture but you can't make her think?" Just me?
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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erikaj - Sep 20, 2004 6:27:36 am PDT #8973 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Dana - Sep 20, 2004 6:31:56 am PDT #8974 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Favorite Dorothy Parker quote ever.
Deena - Sep 20, 2004 6:46:12 am PDT #8975 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
So, to sum up, he shoots a guy in the bone with a needle. As thanks, the old man tells him to plant Nikita with squash and cauliflower, and hope and pray that will bring her memory back. As a result, he does so, but takes a dip in doom instead of watering her with hope and faith.
This is just...dumb.
Dana - Sep 20, 2004 6:47:21 am PDT #8976 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Michael, of course, was always in such a bouncy mood on the show.
Betsy HP - Sep 20, 2004 6:53:40 am PDT #8977 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
He PLANTS HER WITH CAULIFLOWER?!?!?!
I think that may be the baddest baddest badfic ever.
Dana - Sep 20, 2004 7:06:24 am PDT #8978 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I sort of missed why they have her memory in test tubes.
Deena - Sep 20, 2004 8:29:26 am PDT #8979 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
He PLANTS HER WITH CAULIFLOWER?!?!?!
Also cabbages.
Gus - Sep 21, 2004 9:00:43 am PDT #8980 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
(Consuela tells me I should drop in here to utter the phrase "Gilmore Girls meets Witches of Eastwick" where Dana might hear it, in hopes of enflaming a certain person's imagination. The specific identity of that person and the actuality of the utterance are left to the imagination.)
Dana - Sep 21, 2004 12:06:03 pm PDT #8981 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t blink
Okay, but I haven't seen Witches of Eastwick in ever so many years.
Dana - Sep 22, 2004 6:00:50 am PDT #8982 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
She now rested comfortably, but lifeless in a hospital bed in Michael’s realm.
She's comfortable, she's just dead.
The lovely patient needed bathing, grooming, and especially designed exercises that not only prevented her muscles from atrophying but also allowed Michael to wallow in her closeness.
And again...eww.
And I couldn't bear to do any editing of this part:
The letter read, “Your Royal Highness, I am now in the last leg of my life and thus the conclusion of my capital punishment. I need to unburden myself to you, not to gain your forgiveness or to reach a heavenly plane, but to give my daughter the life I denied her while I lived. Proof of my parentage is contained in this Internet address and I would appreciate if you allowed her to read it when you deemed her ready. You will also find in this link the necessary information to return her memory.”
Michael read every word over and over and then passed the information to his scientists. The process needed six months to completely develop and then the memory containing vials could be introduced into the blonde woman’s mind. Hopefully that would be the end to this dark episode and Nikita would return to Michael and help in the reconstruction and hopefully population of the Planet. Michael suddenly regained some of his deflated confidence and on this the 180th day of her coma, Michael decided to go forward with the re-introduction of her anamnesis.