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Vonnie K - Jul 06, 2004 8:53:59 am PDT #8564 of 10000

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I have a feeling that the author of the Golf Cart Epic is not overly concerned with anatomical accuracy.

Plus, I burned my anatomy books in glee after I was done with them. (OK, not really. I sold them for booze money.)

And they don't have thighs. I hope.

I don't know. I recall Michael's member in this particular story was capable of some logic-defying miraculous feats. It could very well have a thigh. Thighs, even.

Connie Neil - Jul 06, 2004 9:24:36 am PDT #8565 of 10000

brillig

I recall Michael's member in this particular story was capable of some logic-defying miraculous feats

I suspect it's prehensile. Which is damned wigginsworthy.

askye - Jul 06, 2004 9:30:51 am PDT #8566 of 10000

Thrive to spite them

You're thinking of Clark's.

Dana - Jul 06, 2004 9:34:23 am PDT #8567 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

He and Michael could have a cock-off.

Snacky - Jul 06, 2004 12:29:44 pm PDT #8568 of 10000

Like I need a hole in my head

From before:

You just can't take those sorts of things seriously, or you go crazy(er).

Consuela, I love this. May I tag and use it every single place I go on the intarweb?

Consuela - Jul 06, 2004 12:34:26 pm PDT #8569 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Sure, Snacky! Honored, and all that.

(Although I had to scroll back up to see the context of that. Hmmm.)

Hil R. - Jul 06, 2004 2:34:44 pm PDT #8570 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's an easy fix, really. Not "every muscled thigh" but "each muscled thigh." That would make it slightly purple prose, but not leave the reader with the impression that you have to count the thighs.

Another easy fix could be "every muscle of his thighs" or "every thigh muscle."

Fay - Jul 07, 2004 4:22:36 am PDT #8571 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

WEEPING with laughter here. And filled with an unholy urge to read the fic in question, thighs and all. Gosh.

Meanwhile, does anyone know anything about A Forfeit of Dreams, KL Morgan's sequel to 'Labyrinth'? I've been enjoying it tremendously, spreading it out over several days rather than wolfing it all down at once, and suddenly 2 of the bloody chapters vanish! Argh! Argh! Argh!

If anyone knows of another location where it might be found, do tell. Those of you who've never heard of it but enjoyed the David Bowie goblin king movie, do dip into it. It's great fun.

(Also? Ha! More AJ Hall converts! Excellent! Toaster sales continue to rise...)

Emily - Jul 07, 2004 4:41:10 am PDT #8572 of 10000

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Fay! Sweet lady! Did I tell you how much I adored and admired "Invisible to See"? I keep meaning to write you about it.

No chance of a followup for that, I imagine?

SuziQ - Jul 07, 2004 5:39:57 am PDT #8573 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Jumping on the "Invisible to See" Fay love-train. You are amazing. Amazing, I tell you.

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