From what I recall, Michael is a fucking tripod, so perhaps therein lies the confusion.
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
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Vonnie K - Jul 06, 2004 7:25:33 am PDT #8561 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Nutty - Jul 06, 2004 8:29:35 am PDT #8562 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Vonnie! For shame! Have you forgotten anatomy 101? Penii are not firmly muscled. They are spongey tissue and lots of blood vessels.
Dana - Jul 06, 2004 8:36:10 am PDT #8563 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
And they don't have thighs. I hope.
Vonnie K - Jul 06, 2004 8:53:59 am PDT #8564 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
I have a feeling that the author of the Golf Cart Epic is not overly concerned with anatomical accuracy.
Plus, I burned my anatomy books in glee after I was done with them. (OK, not really. I sold them for booze money.)
And they don't have thighs. I hope.
I don't know. I recall Michael's member in this particular story was capable of some logic-defying miraculous feats. It could very well have a thigh. Thighs, even.
Connie Neil - Jul 06, 2004 9:24:36 am PDT #8565 of 10000
brillig
I recall Michael's member in this particular story was capable of some logic-defying miraculous feats
I suspect it's prehensile. Which is damned wigginsworthy.
askye - Jul 06, 2004 9:30:51 am PDT #8566 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
You're thinking of Clark's.
Dana - Jul 06, 2004 9:34:23 am PDT #8567 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
He and Michael could have a cock-off.
Snacky - Jul 06, 2004 12:29:44 pm PDT #8568 of 10000
Like I need a hole in my head
From before:
You just can't take those sorts of things seriously, or you go crazy(er).
Consuela, I love this. May I tag and use it every single place I go on the intarweb?
Consuela - Jul 06, 2004 12:34:26 pm PDT #8569 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Sure, Snacky! Honored, and all that.
(Although I had to scroll back up to see the context of that. Hmmm.)
Hil R. - Jul 06, 2004 2:34:44 pm PDT #8570 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It's an easy fix, really. Not "every muscled thigh" but "each muscled thigh." That would make it slightly purple prose, but not leave the reader with the impression that you have to count the thighs.
Another easy fix could be "every muscle of his thighs" or "every thigh muscle."