But see, this way Nikita can see how wrong she was not to listen to Michael when he left a note for her to come help him with, you know, building the hut.

No, seriously. The gender politics in this, if you can dignify them with such a term, make me wanna hurl.

a banquet of pleasure reminiscent of wild monkey sex

Before this, you know, I thought I was in favour of the hot monkey sex. Now I realise I'm actually in favour of the metaphorical hot monkey sex. By which I mean that the monkeys, rather than the sex, are metaphorical.

Ew, Dana. Just... ew. Please tell me this writer isn't popular?

Oh, and what's going on in the viddingdom? There's a sudden plethora of "Elite Vidding Bitch Cabal" icons, which generally indicates a kerfuffle somewhere. Not that I'm not in favor of elite bitch cabals, but I like to be informed.

Please tell me this writer isn't popular?

t shrug She's got a group of followers. Don't ask me why.

Oh, and what's going on in the viddingdom? There's a sudden plethora of "Elite Vidding Bitch Cabal" icons, which generally indicates a kerfuffle somewhere. Not that I'm not in favor of elite bitch cabals, but I like to be informed.

It sounds like viddingdom had a list-related meltdown, from what I gathered. Critique was said to be a mean thing to do or something.

Meanwhile, half the people on my FL appear to have stopped talking to each other over... something (thinking about it gives me whiplash), BBF just settled down, Smallville's on F-H, and, oh yeah--Fandom Wank's been deleted by its own mods. Or one of them. We're uncertain WTF is up with that.

Critique was said to be a mean thing to do or something.

Poor delicate flowers.

Meanwhile, half the people on my FL appear to have stopped talking to each other over... something (thinking about it gives me whiplash), BBF just settled down, Smallville's on F-H, and, oh yeah--Fandom Wank's been deleted by its own mods. Or one of them. We're uncertain WTF is up with that.

This is why I've decided they're all crazy people and I'm'a go on just talking to, you know, sane people I like.

Fandom Wank's been deleted by its own mods.

Holy cow, really? Wow. That's... pretty impressive.

Holy cow, really? Wow. That's... pretty impressive.

It did done eat itself.

Ooh! My very first fanfic list did that! One day it was there, and the next... poof!

Mind you, it did turn out to be one of those, you know, many-heads-sprouting things.

Most of the time, I wouldn't have worried that a story might feature our heroine being molested by monkeys, but this time, I was worried.

I'm... having a post-traumatic flashback to that one story with Nikita and the Doberman.

t cries