Their incredible monkey business wild and primal, animal instincts and love making surprisingly carnal.
This isn't even a sentance.
What is she saying? That the monkeys kidnapped, wanted to do her, but she wouldn't wake up so they fucked each other?
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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askye - Jun 23, 2004 4:24:22 am PDT #8453 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Dana - Jun 23, 2004 4:27:37 am PDT #8454 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I think she might be saying that. There was another bit in the chapter when she talks about how Nikita's being knocked unconscious had saved her.
Most of the time, I wouldn't have worried that a story might feature our heroine being molested by monkeys, but this time, I was worried.
Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2004 4:30:57 am PDT #8455 of 10000
brillig
I'm not going to contemplate this, and you can't make me.
Nutty - Jun 23, 2004 4:37:48 am PDT #8456 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think, on the whole, I would rather monkey just threw their shit at me than attempted to kidnap and rape me. Bestial rape != romantic.
Dana - Jun 23, 2004 4:40:08 am PDT #8457 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
But see, this way Nikita can see how wrong she was not to listen to Michael when he left a note for her to come help him with, you know, building the hut.
No, seriously. The gender politics in this, if you can dignify them with such a term, make me wanna hurl.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 23, 2004 5:01:45 am PDT #8458 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
a banquet of pleasure reminiscent of wild monkey sex
Before this, you know, I thought I was in favour of the hot monkey sex. Now I realise I'm actually in favour of the metaphorical hot monkey sex. By which I mean that the monkeys, rather than the sex, are metaphorical.
Consuela - Jun 23, 2004 6:58:24 am PDT #8459 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Ew, Dana. Just... ew. Please tell me this writer isn't popular?
Oh, and what's going on in the viddingdom? There's a sudden plethora of "Elite Vidding Bitch Cabal" icons, which generally indicates a kerfuffle somewhere. Not that I'm not in favor of elite bitch cabals, but I like to be informed.
Dana - Jun 23, 2004 6:59:36 am PDT #8460 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Please tell me this writer isn't popular?
t shrug She's got a group of followers. Don't ask me why.
P.M. Marc - Jun 23, 2004 7:03:08 am PDT #8461 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh, and what's going on in the viddingdom? There's a sudden plethora of "Elite Vidding Bitch Cabal" icons, which generally indicates a kerfuffle somewhere. Not that I'm not in favor of elite bitch cabals, but I like to be informed.
It sounds like viddingdom had a list-related meltdown, from what I gathered. Critique was said to be a mean thing to do or something.
Meanwhile, half the people on my FL appear to have stopped talking to each other over... something (thinking about it gives me whiplash), BBF just settled down, Smallville's on F-H, and, oh yeah--Fandom Wank's been deleted by its own mods. Or one of them. We're uncertain WTF is up with that.
amych - Jun 23, 2004 7:05:55 am PDT #8462 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Critique was said to be a mean thing to do or something.
Poor delicate flowers.
Meanwhile, half the people on my FL appear to have stopped talking to each other over... something (thinking about it gives me whiplash), BBF just settled down, Smallville's on F-H, and, oh yeah--Fandom Wank's been deleted by its own mods. Or one of them. We're uncertain WTF is up with that.
This is why I've decided they're all crazy people and I'm'a go on just talking to, you know, sane people I like.