Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

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Emily - Apr 26, 2004 5:53:44 am PDT #7926 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

After all, he is a Prince.

And she's a slut. Cause she, uh, enjoys being gone down on.

People have such easy definitions these days, I swear -- you'd think just anybody could be a slut!


Emily - Apr 26, 2004 5:55:04 am PDT #7927 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Her mouth was warm against his very cold staff that slowly was unfurling without either of them realizing it.

Wow. She's really out of it, huh?


erikaj - Apr 26, 2004 5:57:05 am PDT #7928 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

And why are his assets cold? Metal bowl?


Emily - Apr 26, 2004 5:58:18 am PDT #7929 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Good point. Did the clothes-eating substance also lower his temperature?

A curious public demands to know!


Dana - Apr 26, 2004 5:58:45 am PDT #7930 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Because the sprinklers went on in response to the combustible stuff.


Hil R. - Apr 26, 2004 6:00:47 am PDT #7931 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

She was rubbing her hands up and down his arms and legs, as her lips stayed attached to his manhood. She was sucking desperately the small, but yet perfect center of his being. She was rubbing herself against his legs, like a dog in heat and rubbing her breasts against his chest.

Wait. What? She's giving him a blowjob, her breasts are against his chest, and she's rubbing herself against his legs?


erikaj - Apr 26, 2004 6:03:30 am PDT #7932 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

That's one of those things that intimidates me about sex-description.


Dana - Apr 26, 2004 6:06:26 am PDT #7933 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

She's very bendy.


Katie M - Apr 26, 2004 6:24:26 am PDT #7934 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

*falls over laughing*

“Oh no you don’t, you are not going to sleep… here…” She said and incredibly started giving him a blowjob. ‘Whatever it takes.’

...as one does. Wow. I mean, I'm all for the "we must share body heat!" getting-them-to-sex cliche, but I really don't think you get credit for it unless the characters in question are actually, you know, hypothermic.


Dani - Apr 26, 2004 6:50:08 am PDT #7935 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Okay, first, don't ask why they're in golf carts

But I wanna know!

And just how does a staff unfurl, anyways?