And why are his assets cold? Metal bowl?
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
erikaj - Apr 26, 2004 5:57:05 am PDT #7928 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Emily - Apr 26, 2004 5:58:18 am PDT #7929 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Good point. Did the clothes-eating substance also lower his temperature?
A curious public demands to know!
Dana - Apr 26, 2004 5:58:45 am PDT #7930 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Because the sprinklers went on in response to the combustible stuff.
Hil R. - Apr 26, 2004 6:00:47 am PDT #7931 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
She was rubbing her hands up and down his arms and legs, as her lips stayed attached to his manhood. She was sucking desperately the small, but yet perfect center of his being. She was rubbing herself against his legs, like a dog in heat and rubbing her breasts against his chest.
Wait. What? She's giving him a blowjob, her breasts are against his chest, and she's rubbing herself against his legs?
erikaj - Apr 26, 2004 6:03:30 am PDT #7932 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
That's one of those things that intimidates me about sex-description.
Dana - Apr 26, 2004 6:06:26 am PDT #7933 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
She's very bendy.
Katie M - Apr 26, 2004 6:24:26 am PDT #7934 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
*falls over laughing*
“Oh no you don’t, you are not going to sleep… here…” She said and incredibly started giving him a blowjob. ‘Whatever it takes.’
...as one does. Wow. I mean, I'm all for the "we must share body heat!" getting-them-to-sex cliche, but I really don't think you get credit for it unless the characters in question are actually, you know, hypothermic.
Dani - Apr 26, 2004 6:50:08 am PDT #7935 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
Okay, first, don't ask why they're in golf carts
But I wanna know!
And just how does a staff unfurl, anyways?
Emily - Apr 26, 2004 6:53:22 am PDT #7936 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Exodus 4. Moses throws down his staff, and it turns into a snake. Well, I always imagined the staff like a shepherd's crook, so there you go. Unfurling!
(As always, gets distracted by online bible.) Huh. God put Moses through the Gom Jabbar?
But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son's foreskin and touched {Moses'} feet with it.
Eeew! I don't remember that! And they let kids read this?
Sorry, I'm a little off-topic, aren't I?
Dana - Apr 26, 2004 7:04:31 am PDT #7937 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
But I wanna know!
Okay. Remember that you asked.
There's a secret passage adjacent to the storm cellar of her farmhouse (they're in the storm cellar because they think there's been a nuclear explosion or something, but they're not letting that bring them down) and the secret passage is very long and contains all sorts of mysterious portraits of Michael's royal family to which Nikita is connected, but not in any sort of gross incest-y way, so they have to use golf carts to get around.