Amused, appalled. What's the difference these days?
Cursed through his veins. That's fantastic.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Elena - Feb 09, 2004 12:12:04 pm PST #7266 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
shrift - Feb 09, 2004 12:18:11 pm PST #7267 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
In case any of us were wondering what the secret of our power was.
Dude. I'm giggling at my desk and trying not to shout stuff from He-Man and She-Ra cartoons.
Coke commercials should never be quoted in a sex scene.
t dies
I am now trying to think of ways to incorporate TV jingles into sex scenes. And really, I got as far as "plop plop, fizz fizz" and then I started shrieking in laughter again.
Elena - Feb 09, 2004 12:21:04 pm PST #7268 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Oh, shrift... Remember the commercials for Nuprin? Little, yellow, different. Think of the possibilities.
shrift - Feb 09, 2004 12:33:56 pm PST #7269 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Little, yellow, different. Think of the possibilities.
Heeeeee. And it reminds me that I haven't written any crazy alien smut in, oh, about a month.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 10, 2004 1:25:06 am PST #7270 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
the blood that cursed through his veins
I was about to ask "am I the only one who's getting visuals of platelets swearing? "Damn, another bloody day swimming round this damned vein." " but apparently I'm not. Nutty, I'm with you there.
Coke commercials should never be quoted in a sex scene.
Dana, may I tag this?
(tries not to think of sex scene in which I could use "Maybe she's born with it./Maybe it's Maybelline.")
Dana - Feb 10, 2004 5:08:03 am PST #7271 of 10000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Sure, Am-Chau.
Calli - Feb 10, 2004 6:11:54 am PST #7272 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
(tries not to think of sex scene in which I could use "Maybe she's born with it./Maybe it's Maybelline.")
Anything with Captain Jack Sparrow.
I'm also trying to parse "These two had long invented horniness," into something that makes sense. They took a long time inventing horniness? They invented a horniness of greater than average length?
erikaj - Feb 10, 2004 6:40:47 am PST #7273 of 10000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Nuh uh. Portnoy got there first, surely.(Although that thing with the liver, written from liver's POV? Badfic comedy gold, babe.)
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 10, 2004 11:25:59 pm PST #7274 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Thanks, Dana.
admires shiny new tagline
Anything with Captain Jack Sparrow.
Calli, that is worryingly right, and close to being a plot bunny. Dammit.
Micole - Feb 11, 2004 8:49:53 am PST #7275 of 10000
I've been working on a song about the difference between analogy and metaphor.
Research help request: What's a kind of chichi drink that's just a little too girly for a grown woman, but not so much too girly that it's glaring?
It would help if it were brightly colored. Even pink.