Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

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Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

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Dana - Nov 21, 2003 6:56:42 am PST #6659 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Nope. Those were from two or three chapters of her current story. I didn't even go back that far.


Katie M - Nov 21, 2003 6:57:29 am PST #6660 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

You bet. Although really, all her sex scenes in all her stories are like this. It's really kinda fun.

Wow.

her head thrown back in abandonment and also to cause the rod to stretch and bend inside her reaching for her G spot.

Ooh, look, it's prehensile again! Of course, Michael doesn't have the excuse that he's an alien.


erikaj - Nov 21, 2003 7:00:35 am PST #6661 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

That's why in general my sex references tend to the oblique...


Nutty - Nov 21, 2003 7:01:01 am PST #6662 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Right. And on the rod bending and stretching front? FYI, your G-spot (if you have one) should be at about the midpoint of the vagina, i.e. reachable with your inserted fingers. So, unless Michael's dick is an inch long, or Nikita has a birth canal like the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel, there is no penile stretching needed!


shrift - Nov 21, 2003 7:06:41 am PST #6663 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh dear. Dana, is this the from the author I'm thinking of right now? And you should know who I'm thinking of right now, considering that we're the same person.


Anne W. - Nov 21, 2003 7:14:08 am PST #6664 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

My, my, my. Those were certainly...something.

And Nikita, who was ‘orgasming’ repeatedly,

She was faking it?

Please tell me that these were written to be funny on purpose.


Susan W. - Nov 21, 2003 8:01:27 am PST #6665 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Laughing....too...hard....

OK, there are many, many things I could say here, but I'll stick to one pet peeve, nothing specifically to do with The Sex:

desire reigned in

Sometimes I feel like the only person left who knows the difference between "reign" and "rein."


Dana - Nov 21, 2003 8:08:13 am PST #6666 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dana, is this the from the author I'm thinking of right now?

You betcha. Nobody does it better.

Please tell me that these were written to be funny on purpose.

Nope. She's got a cadre of adoring fans who apparently find this stuff arousing.


Calli - Nov 21, 2003 8:10:55 am PST #6667 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

desire reigned in

Well, see, there was this coup, and at the end of it desire came through and, like, totally reigned!


shrift - Nov 21, 2003 8:41:12 am PST #6668 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Nobody does it better.

I find this oddly reassuring, because I have a hard time imagining anyone else being so... terrifyingly imaginative.