BWAH!
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
erikaj - Nov 21, 2003 6:50:14 am PST #6649 of 10000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
amych - Nov 21, 2003 6:51:31 am PST #6650 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I envision Nikita taking time out to make the air quotes motion with her hands."Ohh! Uhhh! Oooh! ggnnnngghh! Oh, God, I'm 'orgasming'!" She cried, tweaking her fingers in an air-quotes gesture that was cut short in mid-tweak by yet another powerful wave of passion.
Katie M - Nov 21, 2003 6:52:00 am PST #6651 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Ah. Okay, see, I haven't seen those episodes. So I'll take your word for it. (But... squinty little eyes! The mullet! Though I possibly don't have a lot of ground to stand on with the mullet, since I think MacGyver-era RDA is reasonably attractive.)
(Er, that was directed to ita.)
Dana, are these all from one story?
Nutty - Nov 21, 2003 6:52:32 am PST #6652 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Okay, the red satin linen is funny, but this one makes me howl:
The owner of the vaporous eyes
If there's anything I find sexy, it's staring into the empty eyesockets of my beloved while her eyes stare back at me from a cloud of steam hovering near the ceiling.
Dana - Nov 21, 2003 6:53:29 am PST #6653 of 10000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Dana, are these all from one story?
You bet. Although really, all her sex scenes in all her stories are like this. It's really kinda fun.
§ ita § - Nov 21, 2003 6:54:00 am PST #6654 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
From one story? My god.
askye - Nov 21, 2003 6:55:00 am PST #6655 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
her head thrown back in abandonment and also to cause the rod to stretch and bend inside her reaching for her G spot.
I take it that "the rod" is supposed to be Michael's dick, but it sounds like she's got bendy rebar in her.
erikaj - Nov 21, 2003 6:55:26 am PST #6656 of 10000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Well, I'll never feel embarrassed about mine again.And if she must, it's "abandon" though I doubt I would write that, it being associated with "quivering femininity" or "throbbing manhood" in my mind.
askye - Nov 21, 2003 6:56:00 am PST #6657 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
I thought you were quoting from a selection of her stuff.
amych - Nov 21, 2003 6:56:30 am PST #6658 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I don't have such a thing myself, but the impression that I've generally gotten from them as do is that causing The Rod to stretch and bend would be not so much a sexy thing as, say, a rather medieval kind of torture, yes?