Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


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askye - Nov 21, 2003 6:55:00 am PST #6655 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

her head thrown back in abandonment and also to cause the rod to stretch and bend inside her reaching for her G spot.

I take it that "the rod" is supposed to be Michael's dick, but it sounds like she's got bendy rebar in her.


erikaj - Nov 21, 2003 6:55:26 am PST #6656 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, I'll never feel embarrassed about mine again.And if she must, it's "abandon" though I doubt I would write that, it being associated with "quivering femininity" or "throbbing manhood" in my mind.


askye - Nov 21, 2003 6:56:00 am PST #6657 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

I thought you were quoting from a selection of her stuff.


amych - Nov 21, 2003 6:56:30 am PST #6658 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I don't have such a thing myself, but the impression that I've generally gotten from them as do is that causing The Rod to stretch and bend would be not so much a sexy thing as, say, a rather medieval kind of torture, yes?


Dana - Nov 21, 2003 6:56:42 am PST #6659 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Nope. Those were from two or three chapters of her current story. I didn't even go back that far.


Katie M - Nov 21, 2003 6:57:29 am PST #6660 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

You bet. Although really, all her sex scenes in all her stories are like this. It's really kinda fun.

Wow.

her head thrown back in abandonment and also to cause the rod to stretch and bend inside her reaching for her G spot.

Ooh, look, it's prehensile again! Of course, Michael doesn't have the excuse that he's an alien.


erikaj - Nov 21, 2003 7:00:35 am PST #6661 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

That's why in general my sex references tend to the oblique...


Nutty - Nov 21, 2003 7:01:01 am PST #6662 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Right. And on the rod bending and stretching front? FYI, your G-spot (if you have one) should be at about the midpoint of the vagina, i.e. reachable with your inserted fingers. So, unless Michael's dick is an inch long, or Nikita has a birth canal like the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel, there is no penile stretching needed!


shrift - Nov 21, 2003 7:06:41 am PST #6663 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh dear. Dana, is this the from the author I'm thinking of right now? And you should know who I'm thinking of right now, considering that we're the same person.


Anne W. - Nov 21, 2003 7:14:08 am PST #6664 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

My, my, my. Those were certainly...something.

And Nikita, who was ‘orgasming’ repeatedly,

She was faking it?

Please tell me that these were written to be funny on purpose.