That's fine, Ple. I can't wait to stick my hands in your grammar and pinch your commas until they stiffen and turn red.
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Man, I gotta cut back on the pseuds, don't I?
Yes. Keeping track of all the various incarnations of Buffistas (Consuela, Dana, and Vee, I'm looking at you) can drive a woman to Excel.
Hey! I've only got...
Three. I think. Well, four. Kind of. And only one that I use in fandom. (not counting the p.m. marcontell one.)
Yes. Keeping track of all the various incarnations of Buffistas (Consuela, Dana, and Vee, I'm looking at you) can drive a woman to Excel.
Two names! I have two! And one of them is real!
Now if you want to hit me on e-mail addresses, I'd have to plead guilty there.
I only have one. I am the Tony Danza of cyberspace.
What I meant was that the owner of the site has free speech - if the owner of ff.net doesn't want NC-17 stuff, then they've got the right to keep it off. It's like what they say about religion, freedom of speech also includes the freedom to say shut the fuck up.
So far I've only got two other pseuds, and I'm thinking of more, because I've just gotten this delightful email suggesting that instead of my normal crappy style, I imitate this other writer, who just also happens to be me. I could start the most pointless flame war ever, even scarier than the fight about Xena's methods of sanitation.
So far I've only got two other pseuds, and I'm thinking of more, because I've just gotten this delightful email suggesting that instead of my normal crappy style, I imitate this other writer, who just also happens to be me. I could start the most pointless flame war ever, even scarier than the fight about Xena's methods of sanitation.
BWAH!
Okay, that's funny.
That's excellent.
I want to start a flamewar between myself and me, but I fear I would only amuse myself and no one else. And flaming yourself in private e-mail just doesn't have the same frisson.
Hmm. Well, a lot of fannish people seem to consistently confuse me with Dana (not that I mind, heh) or think that we're the same person.
Sometimes I amuse myself by thinking about how screwed-up a person a Dashriftna would have to be in order to pull it off.
Hmm. Well, a lot of fannish people seem to consistently confuse me with Dana (not that I mind, heh) or think that we're the same person.
Well, that kinda works out well for me, since I get to be temporarily cooler than I am.
Sometimes I amuse myself by thinking about how screwed-up a person a Dashriftna would have to be in order to pull it off.
But yeah, *that's* the twisted part. (Considers changing pseud to Dashriftna.)