Oh. My. God. I'm writing Harry Potter porn.

Special Hell. Extra Special Special Hell, reserved for Primary Teachers who absolutely positively aren't supposed to corrupt kids' books.

I mean, Draco is seventeen in my story, but - well.

Um.

...no, stop! Come back! He's older than fifteen year old Nathan was on Queer as Folk! (Er, although the actor was 18 or 19, iirc. Um. But he looked 15/16 far more than Tom Welling does, imho.) And Nathan was shagging the delicious Stuart Jones, who was just shy of 30 - and this didn't strike me as a Bad Place kind of thing - and my porn is plot-driven and not age-gap-alicous, because it involves... two seventeen year olds.

From a Harry Potter book.

I am a dirty old woman.

....but somehow I don't feel the level of guilt I ought.

God, I'm Humbert Humbert. Or Humberta Humberta. Or Fay Fay.

sigh.

returns from imdb shaking head incredulously.

I knew Aiden Gillen was allegedly straight, but I confess to finding myself shocked to hear that he lives with his girlfriend and has two children.

I didn't know straight men could be so very, very, very convincingly gay. I mean, I'm not saying he shouldn't be straight, heaven forfend, I'm just - gobsmacked. Gobsmacked is what I am.

Am I justified in taking the rest of the day off work so I can finish Lust over Pendle? Cause Draco just found out that Neville's in trouble and Granny Longbottom is out of the clink and gearing for some serious mayhem and I don't wanna answer the phone anymore.

I must confess, I did NO work AT ALL on the day that Lust over Pendle ate my brain. Couldn't stop reading it. Kept trying to resist. Kept failing. Neville's trouble is just heartbreaking, but then there's the heroism and derring do and - go on, keep reading!

But I have to work! I think. Maybe.

I stayed up all night reading Lust over Pendle.

"Wanted: one devious bastard who knows all the tricks and isn't going to cock up at the crucial moment because of any ill-timed scruples about using them."

What is the etiquette of using lines from the fic of someone I don't know as a tag line?

Edit: this is finished, right? I'm not going to get to the end and have a cliffhanger?

I wish you would all stop this. I'm so tempted to read Lust Over Pendle and Suela's XF fic. And I do not want new fandoms. I really, really don't.

Yep, it's finished. Eleven chapters and an epilogue. She's presently working on a sequel and a prequel.

There's also a (completely different) het/gen story about Remus Lupin and a rather gorgeous mid-war Original Character piece featuring Draco and heaps of symbolism.

Elena - go on, give in! You know you want to!

Sometimes I want things that aren't good for me. Like Spike.