Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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§ ita § - May 22, 2007 2:19:33 pm PDT #8678 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It ended up feeling to me like an exercise in choreography, and not an important part of the film.


beekaytee - May 22, 2007 2:43:10 pm PDT #8679 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I thought the sword fight in the mill wheel was one of the most beautifully choreographed ever.

It ended up feeling to me like an exercise in choreography, and not an important part of the film.

Both!


bon bon - May 22, 2007 2:50:04 pm PDT #8680 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It made it worse that it came so late in the film. As if the parkour sequence in James Bond were at the end-- two hours in you're thinking come on, get to the big finish!


Jessica - May 22, 2007 2:53:57 pm PDT #8681 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The set pieces in Potc3 all gave me the impression that they were staged with the new ride in mind. Yawn.


beekaytee - May 22, 2007 2:58:38 pm PDT #8682 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Let me state for the record that I love the characters of PoTC.

I especially the non-leads like Bill Nighy, the bumbling pirates and the snobby EIC dude who is so fun to hate. And Norrington...okay, the list goes on.

eta: What Jessica said! The set pieces in 2 felt exactly like that to me. I remember leaning over during the water wheel deal and saying,"Coming to a Universal Studios ride any day now."


Gris - May 22, 2007 3:29:20 pm PDT #8683 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Did we know about the Golden compass teaser?

It's taking forever to load for me. Why can't all trailers go immediately to Apple's trailer page, which never gives me any troubles?

ETA: OOH PRETTY


Laga - May 22, 2007 3:48:09 pm PDT #8684 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

For all you Death Proof fans who might have thought about renting Dirty Mary Crazy Larry : I have done it for you. The car chase parts are numerous and very entertaining and Crazy Larry is pretty cool but Dirty Mary is one of those skanky dishwater blond types whose idea of showing emotion includes a lot of screeching. The word "harpy" comes to mind. It's worth renting if you love car chases more than you hate whiny bitches.


Laga - May 22, 2007 3:55:15 pm PDT #8685 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK, I've been hoping to see Jude Law as Ozymandias every since Sky Captain but if this Dr. Manhattan casting rumor is true I think I might cry. Watchmen Casting News


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2007 4:43:54 pm PDT #8686 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

THE FUCK?


Atropa - May 22, 2007 4:53:02 pm PDT #8687 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I echo P-C's statement, with an additional Please God No.