You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


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Jessica - May 22, 2007 2:53:57 pm PDT #8681 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The set pieces in Potc3 all gave me the impression that they were staged with the new ride in mind. Yawn.


beekaytee - May 22, 2007 2:58:38 pm PDT #8682 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Let me state for the record that I love the characters of PoTC.

I especially the non-leads like Bill Nighy, the bumbling pirates and the snobby EIC dude who is so fun to hate. And Norrington...okay, the list goes on.

eta: What Jessica said! The set pieces in 2 felt exactly like that to me. I remember leaning over during the water wheel deal and saying,"Coming to a Universal Studios ride any day now."


Gris - May 22, 2007 3:29:20 pm PDT #8683 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Did we know about the Golden compass teaser?

It's taking forever to load for me. Why can't all trailers go immediately to Apple's trailer page, which never gives me any troubles?

ETA: OOH PRETTY


Laga - May 22, 2007 3:48:09 pm PDT #8684 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

For all you Death Proof fans who might have thought about renting Dirty Mary Crazy Larry : I have done it for you. The car chase parts are numerous and very entertaining and Crazy Larry is pretty cool but Dirty Mary is one of those skanky dishwater blond types whose idea of showing emotion includes a lot of screeching. The word "harpy" comes to mind. It's worth renting if you love car chases more than you hate whiny bitches.


Laga - May 22, 2007 3:55:15 pm PDT #8685 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK, I've been hoping to see Jude Law as Ozymandias every since Sky Captain but if this Dr. Manhattan casting rumor is true I think I might cry. Watchmen Casting News


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2007 4:43:54 pm PDT #8686 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

THE FUCK?


Atropa - May 22, 2007 4:53:02 pm PDT #8687 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I echo P-C's statement, with an additional Please God No.


Laga - May 22, 2007 5:01:59 pm PDT #8688 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Maybe Dr Manhattan won't be in it much. Or speak. At all. At least if it follows the plot of the comic we'll get to see Keanu painfully disintegrated. I somehow feel this is all my fault because I've been checking AICN every day since the 300 trailer debuted asking, "how about some casting news for Watchmen?" I feel like the universe said, "You want some God Damn casting news? HERE!"


sumi - May 22, 2007 5:05:57 pm PDT #8689 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Sure, I feel your pain, but I must ask this question: will he be naked?


Laga - May 22, 2007 5:08:00 pm PDT #8690 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Pretty much constantly. And blue.

ETA Dr Manhattan