Yeah, but he walked like he had his bondage straps hooked up between both legs.
Damn, what was that quote from BARCELONA?
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
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Frankenbuddha - Jan 11, 2007 7:58:37 am PST #6966 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jessica - Jan 11, 2007 8:59:44 am PST #6967 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Why is he beating up all the girls? What's with the bees?
Because, unlike the original, the remake is entirely about what Neil Labutte thinks the world would be like if women were allowed to be in charge. Apparently it involves bees. And bad acting.
Seriously?! "My eyes! My eyes!!!"
Seriously. (And I can't believe they left out "Ow, my legs!" but I guess you can't have everything.)
Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2007 9:17:22 am PST #6968 of 10001
What is even happening?
Because, unlike the original, the remake is entirely about what Neil Labutte thinks the world would be like if women were allowed to be in charge. Apparently it involves bees. And bad acting.
Did you have to watch it, Jess?
eta...
You know, before I saw the YouTube clip, I assumed Cage had taken on the role of Lord Summerisle. What weird casting.
Jessica - Jan 11, 2007 9:36:39 am PST #6969 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Did you have to watch it, Jess?
Whaddya mean have to? It was the funniest movie of 2006!
megan walker - Jan 11, 2007 9:47:13 am PST #6970 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Jess,
How'd your meeting yesterday go?
t /natter
sumi - Jan 11, 2007 10:41:57 am PST #6971 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Jessica - Jan 11, 2007 11:17:23 am PST #6972 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
How'd your meeting yesterday go?
Great, I think. They've been calling my professional references today (I think to make sure my job is stable, since I work in "the arts"...), but didn't indicate that there would be a problem.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2007 11:40:54 am PST #6973 of 10001
What is even happening?
Whaddya mean have to? It was the funniest movie of 2006!
Hee. I just meant as a spousal obligation.
Great, I think. They've been calling my professional references today (I think to make sure my job is stable, since I work in "the arts"...), but didn't indicate that there would be a problem.That's great!
Laga - Jan 11, 2007 5:30:17 pm PST #6974 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I heard Neil LaBute was raised in a fundie mormon culture & this remake of Wicker Man is actually a thinly veiled critique of fundamentalism in general and mormonism in particular. Unfortunatley I haven't seen it.
Jessica - Jan 11, 2007 5:43:14 pm PST #6975 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Eh...I don't see it. Unless he thinks celebrating blatant raging misogyny is somehow a valid critique of fundamentalist Mormonism, in which case all of his movies count.