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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Atropa - Dec 06, 2006 10:46:21 am PST #6193 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I've been trying to think who would be a good director to do a re-make of Mary Poppins. I mean, sure, my default suggestion is Tim Burton, but that's because I'm a huge fan of his work. I just wonder if there would be someone even better suited for my dream movie project.


bon bon - Dec 06, 2006 10:46:55 am PST #6194 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Just shots of Charlie Bucket, then.

The ones where he looks poor or the ones where he's terrified?

Honestly, six elderly relatives in a bed? That movie gave my effing nightmares.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 06, 2006 10:54:08 am PST #6195 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Partly cause I can see him grinding his teeth and making *THAT* face, but also partly because IMExperience, I've never heard an American say, "That was the worst Southern accent I've ever heard! She sounded Georgian and she is clearly suppoed to be from Alabama!"

However nothing gets hooted at in this part of the country more than a misapplied New England accent or a bad attempt at same. Newsflash, folks - people with a trad Boston accent don't talk like the Kennedys.

I've been trying to think who would be a good director to do a re-make of Mary Poppins. I mean, sure, my default suggestion is Tim Burton, but that's because I'm a huge fan of his work. I just wonder if there would be someone even better suited for my dream movie project.

How about one of the Davids (Cronenberg or Lynch)?

runs out of parasol & croquet mallet reach


Aims - Dec 06, 2006 10:56:39 am PST #6196 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Honestly, six elderly relatives in a bed?

There were only four. Sillyhead.

Gramma Josephine, Gramma Georgina, Grampa George and Grampa Joe.

I love that movie.


Atropa - Dec 06, 2006 10:56:42 am PST #6197 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

How about one of the Davids (Cronenberg or Lynch)?

Ieeeee! No, no, no.

runs out of parasol & croquet mallet reach

That's won't help, I'm sending minions after you.


Jessica - Dec 06, 2006 10:57:16 am PST #6198 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Toy Story / Requiem for a Dream mashup.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 06, 2006 10:58:00 am PST #6199 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ieeeee! No, no, no.

Terry Gilliam?

keeps running


Volans - Dec 06, 2006 11:04:12 am PST #6200 of 10001
move out and draw fire

OK, since it's in theme, I'll pimp myself: I just made about 5 Christmas movie mashup posters for my office door. [link]


Aims - Dec 06, 2006 11:07:48 am PST #6201 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"How the Grinch Stole Boxing Day" is my favorite.


Strega - Dec 06, 2006 11:10:14 am PST #6202 of 10001

I've never heard an American say, "That was the worst Southern accent I've ever heard! She sounded Georgian and she is clearly suppoed to be from Alabama!"

I've seen plenty of that kind of thing online. And not even just at TWoP: [link]

Oh, hey, Jilli -- A friend just sent me something that I think you might adore. Is it okay to send you a pdf? It's not long, so if you fail to adore it (no pressure), it won't suck up a lot of time.