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Kerner went on to say that the trilogy is aiming to be the "Lord of the Rings" of animated films.
What's really annoying is that it's being put out by Nickelodeon Films, the same company that optioned, and then failed to make Jeff Smith's Bone.
That would have been an excellent companion to LoTR.
Also, am I the only person who seems to know that Smurfette and Sassy Smurf were both created by Gargamel?
I thought Sassy Smurf was created by other smurfs, and she was created as a kid instead of an adult smurf, because they used smurf sized buckets instead of human sized buckets for the ingredients.
I thought Sassy Smurf was created by other smurfs, and she was created as a kid instead of an adult smurf, because they used smurf sized buckets instead of human sized buckets for the ingredients.
Somehow I managed to miss the whole Smurfs phenomenon. I think I'm glad about that.
Sassette actually has the same origins as Smurfette (with a minor difference, she wasn't made by Gargamel). The smurflings (Slouchy, Nat, and Snappy) were pitying Smurfette who felt lonely, being the only girl in the village, so they decided to help her. They learned from Papa Smurf that Smurfette was indeed created magically by Gargamel out of clay. They then went to steal Gargamel's formula and magical recipes for creating Smurfette. They successfully created Sassette, who this time didn't need plastic smurfery (though her rude behavior and attitude needed a bit of chemical tweaking). As they introduced Sassette to Smurfette, Smurfette was overjoyed at having a female friend, albeit a bit of a tomboy.
Of course, they didn't realize that Gargamel had cast a spell on the claybank that would have quite literally turned the little smurfling into a living bomb when the noon sun struck her. Papa's quick thinking and a fortuitous cloud over the sun saved both Sassette and the other smurfs. Gargamel, getting too close to the clay, ended up a victim of his own treachery.
Bless wikipedia.
Did it become April 1st when I wasn't looking?
And I say this as someone who owned a Smurf house and many Smurfs.
I find the Smurfs very, very disturbing.
We used to have a smurf theory about it being an allergory for The War on Drugs which boiled down to Gargamel=the DEA and what did Papa Smurf make in that lab anyway?
what did Papa Smurf make in that lab anyway?
Crystal smurf? Smurfyl meth?
Porn.
This is why you're not allowed to buy more than three packages of Smurf in a month. Damn DEA.