Did it become April 1st when I wasn't looking?
And I say this as someone who owned a Smurf house and many Smurfs.
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Did it become April 1st when I wasn't looking?
And I say this as someone who owned a Smurf house and many Smurfs.
I find the Smurfs very, very disturbing.
We used to have a smurf theory about it being an allergory for The War on Drugs which boiled down to Gargamel=the DEA and what did Papa Smurf make in that lab anyway?
what did Papa Smurf make in that lab anyway?
Crystal smurf? Smurfyl meth?
Porn.
This is why you're not allowed to buy more than three packages of Smurf in a month. Damn DEA.
I have been fighting the urge to crush on an actor, but he makes it fucking difficult.
Wow. Best Bond ever.
I like that he uses Doctor Who to justify it.