Buffy: He ran away, right? Giles: Sort of, more. turned and swept out majestically, I suppose. Said I didn't concern him. Buffy: So a mythic triumph over a completely indifferent foe? Giles: Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me.

'Same Time, Same Place'


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Ailleann - Nov 29, 2006 9:15:26 am PST #6015 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Sassette actually has the same origins as Smurfette (with a minor difference, she wasn't made by Gargamel). The smurflings (Slouchy, Nat, and Snappy) were pitying Smurfette who felt lonely, being the only girl in the village, so they decided to help her. They learned from Papa Smurf that Smurfette was indeed created magically by Gargamel out of clay. They then went to steal Gargamel's formula and magical recipes for creating Smurfette. They successfully created Sassette, who this time didn't need plastic smurfery (though her rude behavior and attitude needed a bit of chemical tweaking). As they introduced Sassette to Smurfette, Smurfette was overjoyed at having a female friend, albeit a bit of a tomboy.

Of course, they didn't realize that Gargamel had cast a spell on the claybank that would have quite literally turned the little smurfling into a living bomb when the noon sun struck her. Papa's quick thinking and a fortuitous cloud over the sun saved both Sassette and the other smurfs. Gargamel, getting too close to the clay, ended up a victim of his own treachery.

Bless wikipedia.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2006 9:21:30 am PST #6016 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did it become April 1st when I wasn't looking?

And I say this as someone who owned a Smurf house and many Smurfs.


Jessica - Nov 29, 2006 9:22:02 am PST #6017 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I find the Smurfs very, very disturbing.


Sue - Nov 29, 2006 9:24:01 am PST #6018 of 10001
hip deep in pie

We used to have a smurf theory about it being an allergory for The War on Drugs which boiled down to Gargamel=the DEA and what did Papa Smurf make in that lab anyway?


Frankenbuddha - Nov 29, 2006 10:00:17 am PST #6019 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

what did Papa Smurf make in that lab anyway?

Crystal smurf? Smurfyl meth?


Aims - Nov 29, 2006 10:07:07 am PST #6020 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Porn.


Theodosia - Nov 29, 2006 10:47:56 am PST #6021 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

This is why you're not allowed to buy more than three packages of Smurf in a month. Damn DEA.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2006 11:52:22 am PST #6022 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Craig wants gay Bond scene.


bon bon - Nov 29, 2006 11:55:50 am PST #6023 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have been fighting the urge to crush on an actor, but he makes it fucking difficult.


Dana - Nov 29, 2006 11:56:21 am PST #6024 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Wow. Best Bond ever.