Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


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Sophia Brooks - Feb 12, 2006 12:38:57 pm PST #486 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Jessica, is your taglaine some sort of portmanteau of Felicity Huffman and William H Macy?


Jessica - Feb 12, 2006 12:45:18 pm PST #487 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yep -- it's from the Colbert Report, Sophia, during the Valentine's Day segment "Stephen's Laws of Love." Law 1 was to have names that mix together well, and his examples were Brangelina, Bennifer, and Filliam H Muffman. I had to pause the Tivo because I couldn't stop laughing. (And then I had to pause it again when he cracked up -- it was just too much.)


Sophia Brooks - Feb 12, 2006 1:00:10 pm PST #488 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

that is hysterical. I wish I still had cable!


Jessica - Feb 12, 2006 1:31:04 pm PST #489 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You can watch it on comedycentral.com here.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 12, 2006 1:37:24 pm PST #490 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Nobody I've referenced "Filliam H. Muffman" to, in the context of Brangelina and Bennifer2, has not lost their shit. It's the kryptonite of portmanteau celebrity couple names.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2006 2:03:40 pm PST #491 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I loved the discussion about the joke in The Aristocrats, but I'm all about the analysis of humour.

Humour and killing people. That's what I like to dissect. Still, gives me less of a body count than my mother.


Betsy HP - Feb 12, 2006 2:05:46 pm PST #492 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

(It was incredibly annoying, for example, to spend most of the movie being told about the joke without letting us just hear the damn thing.)

Huh. Didn't George Carlin tell it in full at the beginning?

My disappointment was not getting to see more of wossname's performance at the Friars Club; that was where I'd really have liked to have seen more and been told less. My guess is that they could only get rights to a little of it.


Jessica - Feb 12, 2006 2:11:16 pm PST #493 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Didn't George Carlin tell it in full at the beginning?

He told a bare-bones sample version, IIRC. The rest of the film was snippets of longer versions of the joke surrounded by (IMO) not very interesting commentary -- I wouldn't have called it analysis. I left feeling teased.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2006 2:14:03 pm PST #494 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wouldn't have called it analysis

It wasn't analysis of the joke, as far as I see it. It was (or afforded) analysis of the culture. Good times, good times.


Jessica - Feb 12, 2006 2:27:48 pm PST #495 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From McSweeney's - Conversations I've Had During a Normal Day in Los Angeles, Modified to Include the Shocking Depiction of Racism Found in Paul Haggis's 2004 Film Crash