There's just a blank hole where the female lead is.
The female lead, and most of the script. Really, it's just 2 hours of Ewan showing off his gorgeous smile.
Fortunately, his smile is enough to carry those 2 hours. Rowr.
Though it is disappointing in that it adds to the list of Movies In Which Ewan Does NOT Whip Out His Cock.
Though it is disappointing in that it adds to the list of Movies In Which Ewan Does NOT Whip Out His Cock.
I've long been on record as saying
all
movies should be Ewan's Cock Movies, and yet I keep watching the ones that aren't. Even some that have no Ewan at all.
Really, it's just 2 hours of Ewan showing off his gorgeous smile.
And the abs. Dear heavens, don't forget them.
all movies should be Ewan's Cock Movies
Not. Enough. Wrod.
The problem with RZ in that movie is that she's no Doris Day. That movie needed a Doris Day type to carry it off. Oh, and an authentic-to-the-era story ending, now-seen-as-strange gender roles and all.
t /bogarting the hyphens
If one wishes not to be spoiled for Lady in the Water, one should not watch the Exclusive behind-the-scenes clip on Amazon. sigh
Not. Enough. Wrod.
I read this as "Not. Enough. Wood." which works as well, I guess!
If one wishes not to be spoiled for Lady in the Water, one should not watch the Exclusive behind-the-scenes clip on Amazon. sigh
Let me guess. They're actually in a modern day forest preserve?
For those who are only going to find out the ending by being spoiled, is it a long clip?
edit: uh, objectively I guess it's the same length clip for just about everyone. that's not what I meant.
ita, if you want to be spoiled (I don't plan to see it either), I'm sure you could wait until a critic tells all and not have to suffer through a clip.
I saw
Syriana
last night. Pretty people, big money. Big downer.
Kind of irritating, that it was so neatly set up: no loose ends, you know? There deserved to be at least a random Christian Science Monitor reporter sniffing after the details. Also, the plot kind of relied on the dumbest security teams in the galaxy (two instances).
My buddy Scott mentioned the best yet review for The Lady in the Water: “Watching the movie feels a bit like walking in on your roommate while he's masturbating … to a picture of himself.”