ita, if you want to be spoiled (I don't plan to see it either), I'm sure you could wait until a critic tells all and not have to suffer through a clip.
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
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Gris - Jul 19, 2006 5:32:45 pm PDT #3005 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Nutty - Jul 20, 2006 6:32:28 am PDT #3006 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I saw Syriana last night. Pretty people, big money. Big downer.
Kind of irritating, that it was so neatly set up: no loose ends, you know? There deserved to be at least a random Christian Science Monitor reporter sniffing after the details. Also, the plot kind of relied on the dumbest security teams in the galaxy (two instances).
Hayden - Jul 20, 2006 6:58:35 am PDT #3007 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
My buddy Scott mentioned the best yet review for The Lady in the Water: “Watching the movie feels a bit like walking in on your roommate while he's masturbating … to a picture of himself.”
Kalshane - Jul 20, 2006 7:17:35 am PDT #3008 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Heh. I had no real intention of seeing the movie before, but that review pretty much sealed it for me. Interesting that there's apparently no twist ending.
Fred Pete - Jul 20, 2006 7:18:23 am PDT #3009 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Which these days is practically a twist ending itself.
§ ita § - Jul 20, 2006 7:18:32 am PDT #3010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I gave up on M Night when he stopped killing Bruce Willis. I do love that review. I should go rottentomatoes it for more entertainment.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2006 7:24:36 am PDT #3011 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I gave up on him when he started casting actors that trigger my "ick, something disgusting just crawled out from under a rock" response: Mel Gibson, Joachin Phoenix, Michael Pitt, and now Paul Giamatti.
Hayden - Jul 20, 2006 7:26:25 am PDT #3012 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Hey, don't pick on Giamatti. He's a great actor who's done some fantastic work in thankless roles.
amych - Jul 20, 2006 7:27:36 am PDT #3013 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I find that my response to the Lady in the Water is less painfully eyerolly and more hilarious if I just remember to refer to it by the much better title Watery Tart.
Also, narf?
§ ita § - Jul 20, 2006 7:31:12 am PDT #3014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Also, narf?
Scrunt.