I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Feb 27, 2006 11:41:55 am PST #9907 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Also, the female condom was originally created to be for gay male anal sex, but the manufacturers knew they could never market it that way.

I wonder if this decision was made before or after they discovered that the chief side-effect of this kind of condom is -- squeaking?

I did know about STDs being called STIs, because, if you didn't get infected with it, then it wasn't sexually transmitted. (Thus, genetic syphillis is a disease, while syphillis you went out and caught yourself is an infection. And a nasty one, to boot.)


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 11:42:04 am PST #9908 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It means the member requires more than the usual amount of stimulation.

Are our units per inch?

Oh, dear. That was a sensible sentence in my head, but I couldn't type it without it morphing into lewdness.


Kalshane - Feb 27, 2006 11:45:22 am PST #9909 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Are the bosses riding around the hallways on colorful floats, throwing the beads to the employees?

There is something on the poster about watching out for the managment float in the building tomorrow.

I'm frightened.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 11:47:26 am PST #9910 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is something on the poster about watching out for the managment float in the building tomorrow.

Maybe "watching out for" means to hide around the corner armed with a baseball bat?


sarameg - Feb 27, 2006 11:51:39 am PST #9911 of 10002

I'd pay money to see our managers make goofs of themselves. Well, ok not money but...

People are currently being "encouraged" to take various forms of leave. Why? To lower budget projections to avoid another round of layoffs. Budget math is freaky.


Consuela - Feb 27, 2006 11:54:46 am PST #9912 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The guy who does the sex tips for slash writers was at the con I was at this weekend. He's pretty cute, and very funny, although I missed his panel on the things Guys Can't Physically Do. Dana might remember; I did hear that there were twinkies as visual aids.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 11:54:54 am PST #9913 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

We just got our quarterly vacation updates, and I have 1/2 a vacation day carried over from last year. How the hell does one use half a vacation day? Maybe I can persuade HR to just pay me for half an extra day instead.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 11:54:59 am PST #9914 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Wonder if this info can be trusted....

Vice President Dick Cheney is expected to retire within a year.

Senior GOP sources envision the retirement of Mr. Cheney in 2007, months after the congressional elections. The sources said Mr. Cheney would be persuaded to step down as he becomes an increasing political liability to President Bush.

The sources reported a growing rift between the president and vice president as well as their staffs. They cited Mr. Cheney's failure to immediately tell the president of the accidental shooting of the vice president's hunting colleague earlier this month. The White House didn't learn of the incident until 18 hours later.

Mr. Cheney's next crisis could take place by the end of the year, the sources said. They said the White House was expecting Mr. Cheney to defend himself against charges from his former chief of staff, Lewis Libby, that the vice president ordered him to relay classified information. Such a charge could lead to a congressional investigation and even impeachment proceedings.

"Nothing will happen until after the congressional elections," a GOP source said. "After that, there will be significant changes in the administration and Cheney will probably be part of that."

Already, senators expect Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald to investigate whether Mr. Cheney authorized Mr. Libby to divulge classified material. Mr. Libby has told a grand jury that unnamed "superiors" directed him to relay the content of a National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq in July 2003.

[link]


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 11:56:26 am PST #9915 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

That page won't load for me, but there've been rumours/theories for awhile that Cheney would step down and let Bush appoint a VP with a chance of winning the 2008 presidential election.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 11:56:51 am PST #9916 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How the hell does one use half a vacation day?

By going home early?