...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Feb 27, 2006 5:39:29 am PST #9805 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Too bad ChiPants isn't still in business.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 5:42:00 am PST #9806 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do people buy jeans online? Even when I buy Levis there seems a lot of variation in sizing between the different lines, so I'm afraid if I bought jeans without trying them on it'd be a crapshoot.


Spidra Webster - Feb 27, 2006 5:43:30 am PST #9807 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

If you've got a place with a good return/exchange policy, buying over the internet can still be less stressful than going to a mall. LLBean uses those virtual model thingies.


Theodosia - Feb 27, 2006 5:50:31 am PST #9808 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That extended patch of false spring we had in February really messed up some of the little bulbs, but thankfully daffodils and other plants are pretty cold-hardy and able to regenerate the growing tips again and again if necessary.


Burrell - Feb 27, 2006 5:50:37 am PST #9809 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Speaking of pants (but not jeans), I went to Lucy and got two new pairs of pants, one for stretching/lounging and one for general daywear. And I got to apply TWO coupons, which brought the price down to reasonable. Yay!


Jesse - Feb 27, 2006 5:51:05 am PST #9810 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

tommyrot, the last pair of jeans I bought, I tried on the size/style in the store, and then ordered the extra-long from the website. It was like magic!


bon bon - Feb 27, 2006 5:55:35 am PST #9811 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What's the deal with replacing the core of your wardrobe, ita? Do you have a plan?


Lee - Feb 27, 2006 5:59:20 am PST #9812 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

bon bon just asked what I was going to. What's up with the core?

I just sneezed on the clean sheets I put on the bed yesterday. Is it too early to ask for a do over on the day?


TomW - Feb 27, 2006 6:13:40 am PST #9813 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Tom W, your daffodils will not die. Daffodils have been surviving New England's wacky springs for many years now.

Sweet. Thanks, flea & theo.

I was hoping that is the case, but you know: long-time worrier, first-time gardener.


juliana - Feb 27, 2006 6:27:31 am PST #9814 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It feels very Monday (which means I would rather still be in bed and I kinda am pissed off at everyone for no good reason),

Hoo boy, do I ever feel like this. Grumble.