Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 7:55:11 pm PST #9771 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

think about... those swiss cuckoo clocks

Hey. If you don't sport wood for a cuckoo clock, you are just plain not paying attention.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2006 8:08:38 pm PST #9772 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That Swiss Miss is pretty hot....


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 8:13:10 pm PST #9773 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Dorothy Parker.

I bid you all adieu...


Spidra Webster - Feb 26, 2006 8:21:48 pm PST #9774 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yes, I was messing around, Gus. Just about everywhere else I post, I use emoticons when I'm joking to avoid just such confusion but Buffista-land is not particularly emoticon-friendly, is it?

But you are right that it's fraught messing around with someone you don't know well so I think I shall use more caution in future.


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 8:29:23 pm PST #9775 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Fuck caution. Caution sucks swamp water out of a long hose.

However, if you bring an emoticon in here, you will find it branded on your forehead in the morning, in four colors of ink, with an infection.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2006 8:52:17 pm PST #9776 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Less hair... [link] The baby face in the 2nd one makes me laugh.

Hmm. Now that I look at that, I don't think the first one is a genuine photo of Eddie. I think his face—or part of it, anyway... there's some show-through—has been Photoshopped over a porn star's body.

I paid $70 for a shirt once (people at last year's prom or the 2004 Annual Review's Soulless Social saw me wearing it). It gets me petted and felt of a lot, and on one occasion played a part in getting me laid, so I consider it money well spent.


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 9:05:09 pm PST #9777 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I live out in the ass-end of No Where. I think a good shirt goes for a Benji. You cannot do a suit for under a Grand.


erikaj - Feb 27, 2006 4:01:01 am PST #9778 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

My shirts never cost that much. Maybe I'm just...cheap.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 4:05:40 am PST #9779 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if the ass-end of No Where has the internet, shirts don't have to cost $100. But if the shirt is really nice, why not?


DXMachina - Feb 27, 2006 4:08:07 am PST #9780 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I think also that the shirt size Gus wears probably isn't all that common. Plus, it needs more cloth than the usual shirt.