Daniel Franco says it was the editing [link] :
As a man who believes in priciples & honor, I must let it be known that I would never ever approach a happily married woman with any awkward intentions at all. It does not match up one bit with my ethics.
When I said "I Love You Heidi.." It was because she said something incredibly complimentary about my lingerie collection, not shown on the special, and I meant it as a great term of affection, respect and admiration. She said something that was to me, a great validation of my work. (Confidentiality agreement kicks in now.)
He's still creepy.
Huh. Even with the "Nigerian widow" name and the like, it never occurred to me that it would be primarily Nigerians pulling the scheme.
Now comes my dodecahedral foray into Buffistas, to see who I offended on my last drunken outing.
Excuse my me,while I T'Suck the Sky...
Gus, you are out in the daylight - how nice to see you.
Sometimes, when I give in to patterns, it helps to go into the deep end. This shirt will be cracking me up all day.
That's ... a pattern you've got there. Or four patterns having rampant pattern sex on your turtleneck. It's also pretty fabulous.
People are idiots. I swear.
And Jesse Explains It All. Life is so much easier when you keep this in mind.
Hey, bunk.
Maybe next time, burn the evidence? Only that'll leave you sitting in a woman's bathrobe shooting at mice with a service weapon. That's not nice. Funny, but not nice.
