"It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me."
Yeah, I guess that's one way of describing it.
Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jan 17, 2006 11:37:51 am PST #846 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
sarameg - Jan 17, 2006 11:37:59 am PST #847 of 10002
I usually do what you do, ita, except not the twosies part, and I use a skillet. Same in principle, anyway.
I keep the tv dinners for when I forget to defrost something. Or, you know, that time the gas was off. And yes, microwave. Though I think you can still use the oven, but ehh.
Theodosia - Jan 17, 2006 11:41:01 am PST #848 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I guess I must be lacking in imagination, because I can't think of how really having hot wax applied to ones nether regions could induce one to become more orgasmic.
Nutty - Jan 17, 2006 11:43:41 am PST #849 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Um, where is the hair on her body that waxing it affects orgasmic function? Generally speaking, the female sites of orgasm (all the ones I know about) are hairless. Surrounded by hair that may judiciously be waxed, if'n you're into boiling wax being dripped on your soft parts, but --?
Call me skeptible.
Jessica - Jan 17, 2006 11:44:41 am PST #850 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
until four years ago - when she had her first Brazilian
Took me a minute to realize she was talking about the waxing...
§ ita § - Jan 17, 2006 11:45:25 am PST #851 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've heard rumours that the psyche was involved in a woman's orgasm.
Allyson - Jan 17, 2006 11:45:53 am PST #852 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm thinking I may eventually need to change my username here. But I know not to what. I also don't really want to do that.
Does anyone know how long it would take for a page to be gone from google's cache?
Jesse - Jan 17, 2006 11:47:00 am PST #853 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Are they traditionally microwavable? I don't have one of those newfangled beasties.
TV dinners take as long as cooking something real, if you don't have a microwave. I mean, aside from the prep, but still.
And you people need to brush up on your reading comprehension. It wasn't the waxing that gave her an orgasm, but sex after the waxing. Some guys are really into the bare look.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 17, 2006 11:48:28 am PST #854 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I've gotten some TV dinners that needed stovetop cooking. Usually pasta and shrimp dishes are quite safe (if pedestrian flavor-wise), and chicken tends to be hit-or-miss. I don't think I've ever gotten an edible red meat dinner, though.
§ ita § - Jan 17, 2006 11:48:36 am PST #855 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does anyone know how long it would take for a page to be gone from google's cache?
No, but the times I needed my stuff to disappear, it seemed like a week or so.