House: I'm tired of his female assistant. I want her to go away or get off her high horse. But damn, that's a nasty ass hole he's got in his leg. I knew what's-her-face had given him a placebo. At least he appreciates the bitter irony. Still, points to "I have a fucking big hole where my thigh muscle used to be, and you're telling me I'm imagining pain?" Hubby nodded in grim companionship.

Ice dancing: I want Dick Buttons to lace on the skates and see if he can still do anything approaching what he's bitching about. He's obviously there for the smut, what with all his carping about "romance" and "seduction". I want a way to shut out the announcers and just hear the music.

Yeah, Dick clearly isn't getting any.

He must have had a hell of a time with those Scotish siblings.

Hmm... Dress Like a Whore skating. Excellent

Trudy, I had that very thought about Dick.

(pausing to enjoy the thrill of sharing ice dancing with Trudy in New York, resists urge to sing "It's a Small World")

Connie, how are we watching this at the same time?

I love Agosto's hands. Love them.

GA: nooooo. George and Meredith=teh gross !

The miracles of tape delays. Here in Utah I get the Pacific Time Zone feeds. I've the Italians on right now and enjoying the "I hate you, let's skate" of it all.

Perkins, it's better if you just imagine it's George and me. At least, in my head it is.

Did you bring me a turtle?

Oh, so you ARE watching a little behind me. Got it.

I like the mcsteamy/mcdreamy/me idea better, Aimee.

Did you bring me a turtle?

Yep. Unfortunately, Ozzie sat on it.