[Abdala] said she ultimately decided not to take the job because the reduced salary ''might have been realistic for other people to survive on, but I like nicer things. I like the finer things in life."

Yeah, good luck finding that higher-paying job now.

Oh, she's a piece of work, all right. The lawyer should have been glad he dodged a bullet and didn't get her as an employee.

Abdala, who described herself as a ''trust fund baby," was admitted to the Massachusetts bar last year and said that since then she has ''just been taking it easy" because ''I worked hard in school." She decided to respond to Korman's job posting because ''I wanted to establish somewhat of a career for myself," she said. ''No one wants to be living off daddy."

Oh my total weeping Lord. What was that German word again, about a face that's just begging for a slapping?

Schaudenslappe.

Jew?

I'm now eating corporate kickback crabcakes and shrimp and mushroom crostini.

Plus wine at my desk.

Oh. My. God. I'm at the LAX Marriot for work. And I just found out that this is going on here this weekend.

For what you put up with from those people, they ought to be spoonfeeding you caviar and rubbing your feet 40 hours a week.

Strega, are you here all wekkend?

SHE'S MINE.

ALL MINE.