Feh. Does it at least look like a quick case, or maybe a funny one? The only time I actually was placed it was a side splitting funny civil case.

Although honestly, if I had to have a jury I would like you to be on it Tom. I know you will rock at the administration of justice thing.

(why am I earwormed with here come da judge?)

Does it at least look like a quick case, or maybe a funny one?

I really don't know at this point. I just hope that they can let me go before deliberation starts.

Feh, Tom. Here's hoping nobody drops out and all you have to sit through is the trial.

ION, Phillip K Dick robot is missing

"We can't find Phil," said Steve Prilliman of Dallas-based Hanson Robotics, which created the futuristic robot with the FedEx Institute of Technology at the University of Memphis, the Automation and Robotics Research Institute at the University of Texas at Arlington and Dick's friend Paul Williams.

"We're very worried because it's been a few weeks now," said Prilliman. "We're pressing hard to find Phil."

The irony of the situation -- a missing replica of the very author who championed "replicant" freedom -- is not lost on Phil's creators.

But they still want him back.

The company officials said they feared ransom demands might be made or Phil could turn up listed for sale on an internet auction house such as eBay.

A spokeswoman, Elaine Hanson, said the company is considering building a new android if the original Phil does not turn up.

This makes me want to fall in love.

We could have had an Upper East par-tay!

I have to confess to liking being on juries.

I have to confess to liking being on juries.

Note to self: "on juries" != "injuries."

Carry on.

I don't enjoy injuries.

Maybe you just haven't had the right one.

Seems unlikely, honestly.

Watching the speedskater (from G'boro! funny) try not to cry at the medal ceremonies was adorable. At least he didn't mouth the wrong lyrics.