Jack Bauer's Friendster profile: [link]
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Feb 10, 2006 5:12:55 am PST #6202 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Jessica - Feb 10, 2006 5:14:58 am PST #6203 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hee!
Frankenbuddha - Feb 10, 2006 5:21:00 am PST #6204 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I {heart} Tek Jansen.
Lord knows the writing was no worse than Crichton's.
I'm waiting for him to do clips from his Tek Jansen TV series/movie proposal. Pleasepleaseplease!
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2006 5:21:02 am PST #6205 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bwah!
I don't have a lot of time to explain right now, but you're going to have to trust me.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 10, 2006 5:23:08 am PST #6206 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jack Bauer's Friendster profile
Ah hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Sue - Feb 10, 2006 5:23:54 am PST #6207 of 10002
hip deep in pie
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§ ita § - Feb 10, 2006 5:28:36 am PST #6208 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's wrong in a way of similar magnitude to that of the Friendster profile.
Steph L. - Feb 10, 2006 5:28:54 am PST #6209 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sue, you have NO idea just how much that made my day.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 10, 2006 5:30:25 am PST #6210 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
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bon bon - Feb 10, 2006 5:30:50 am PST #6211 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Did I ever tell the story here about my uncle and the police visit? I'm not motivated to go into the whole thing, but the upshot was that the police had come by because his garage was partly open and they were looking for a suspect. It wasn't until they had banged on his door, thoroughly searched his garage and made some small talk that he realized he was completely naked.