How did the dog get injured? Did it really swallow a foreign object?
Have you met a dog? What are the chances it didn't?
I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Feb 09, 2006 1:38:36 pm PST #6113 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Daisy Jane - Feb 09, 2006 1:46:49 pm PST #6114 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So they were going to hijack a plane with a shoe bomb? Color me confused.
ETA: Wait- are these the same people who were going to take out a bridge with blowtorches?
Typo Boy - Feb 09, 2006 1:49:54 pm PST #6115 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
OK - just catching up. Just posting to make probably the most belated Wahoo Allyson! Soon to be published Buffista! Whoot! Whoot! (Since it is my first and last post for a while I'm bogarting the exclaimation points.)
Daisy Jane - Feb 09, 2006 1:55:09 pm PST #6116 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Allyson's news is in Beep Me isn't it? I failed to read Beep Me before skipping ahead in here. I'll be back.
- Jeez. I missed a bunch, (((Trudy))), yay Jili, ~ma P-C, early birthday wishes for Kristin and Jon, and ALLYSON! SO! COOL!
sarameg - Feb 09, 2006 2:29:03 pm PST #6117 of 10002
Oh dear, I think my public defender friend needs a vacation. She just admitted that she said, in court "They're being poopie-heads and, well, I'm trying to make them not be poopie-heads."
Aims - Feb 09, 2006 2:49:11 pm PST #6118 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's very quiet today.
Kelly Clarkson won 2 Grammys. I like her, but I have to wonder if that woman who won the acting reality show is gonna ever win an Oscar.
DXMachina - Feb 09, 2006 3:00:24 pm PST #6119 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Best first line for a story evah:
Al Michaels was traded from ABC to NBC for a cartoon bunny, four rounds of golf and Olympic highlights.
The bunny in question is Walt Disney's precursor to Mickey Mouse, Oswald the Rabbit. [link]
Jessica - Feb 09, 2006 3:20:56 pm PST #6120 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Man killed with coffee mug. (Not going to post an excerpt because it's a pretty graphic article.)
Consuela - Feb 09, 2006 3:33:10 pm PST #6121 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Happy Birthday, Maidengurl! I hope you brought some good reading material to your treatment. *g*
Zillow says my house is worth at least $50K more than I thought it was. As in, it's more than doubled in value since I bought it.
Man, it makes me want to sell, cash out, and go live in the South Pacific.
Sue - Feb 09, 2006 3:47:17 pm PST #6122 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Happy Birthday Maidengurl!
Okay, my upstairs neighbors are very nice and have been really quiet lately, but they are pretty flaky sometimes. I was sitting down after supper, and the doorbell rang. All my friends know my front door doesn't lock, and just walk into the foyer and knock on my door. If the doorbell rings, it's almost always for upstairs. So I ignored it. Then someone upstairs comes down and opens the door, and it's one of their friends. Then they stand in the foyer and have a conversation trying to figure out which doorbell is for which apartment, and proceed to ring my doorbell about 5 times in a row. At which point I open the door and say, "You're ringing my doorbell!" And they're like "Oh, is that your doorbell? We weren't sure." Aaah!
It's not a huge leap of logic that the lower doorbell belongs to the groundfloor apartment and the upper doorbell belongs to the upstairs apartment, is it? Because it seems to be beyond the cognitive abilities of most of their friends.