And just when Valentine's Day is around the corner!
There must be alternatives....
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I seem to recall the separate channels make it easier for babies to breathe while nursing.
I don't know about the merging part, but could you be confusing the pharynx and the larynx? Because they're rhyme-y. The pharynx is the single passage. The larynx allows babies (and many animals) to swallow and breathe at the same time. In humans it soon moves lower into the throat, where it's slightly less effective.
If any trivia buffs are interested, I just got this e-mail from Entertainment Weekly:
VH1 and Entertainment Weekly are scouring the country to find 16 three-person teams who think they've got what it takes to compete in the most intense pop culture trivia tournament to date, The World Series of Pop Culture.
The tournament, which will be taped to air on VH1 in late summer 2006, will happen over the weekend of April 28th through the 30th in New York City.
Whether teams consist of friends who gather to watch "Lost" every Wednesday, co-workers who spend lunch hours discussing their favorite films, or siblings who grew up addicted to sitcoms, the three members must have extensive knowledge of the films, TV shows, music, and pop culture happenings of the '70s, '80s, and '90s through today.
Do you think you and your cohorts have the pop culture smarts to beat out the competition? Then come meet us in person and prove it!
Casting Calls followed by Regional Qualifying Games will be held by appointment only in the following cities on the following dates:
• Los Angeles: March 4-5
• Chicago: March 11-12
• Dallas: March 18-19
• Atlanta: March 25-26
• New York: April 1-2
Go to EW.com (under "SPECIAL COVERAGE") or VH1.com (under "SHOWS" and then "CASTING CALLS") to apply!
Oh, a friend of mine is entering that!
It seems one of my coworkers did something she wanted to cover up by spraying down the bathroom with Glade air freshener. Having just spent roughly one minute in said Glade-infused environment, I now have watery eyes, uncontrollable sneezing, nausea, and a migraine crawling up my temples.
Dear Coworker,
Stop trying to make it so your shit don't stink.
Ta,
shrift
Makes note: Glade is shrift's kryptonite
VH1 and Entertainment Weekly are scouring the country to find 16 three-person teams who think they've got what it takes to compete in the most intense pop culture trivia tournament to date, The World Series of Pop Culture.
Ohhhhh. If it wasn't for the whole taping thing, I would SO be there.
Makes note: Glade is shrift's kryptonite
Is it the Glade that comes in a yellow container?
This is an exception to the rule that "there are always fans who are more obsessive than you." Someone should have told this guy, "Dude, you're the outlierest fan. No one else is gonna want this."
I imagine there are actually a number of Trekkies who would have liked to procure the guy's services. But their parents wouldn't let them redecorate the basement.
CIA Agent Arrested After Stealing Over 1,000 Pairs Of Women's Underwear..
Good thing it's the NSA that's spying on us without warrents and not the CIA.
Of course, maybe the NSA is so secret that they can steal women's underwear and we never find out about it....