Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2006 7:45:33 am PST #5511 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It takes me three strokes to feel I've covered every lash on each eye.

Okay, my body is fucking with me. I was putting on my shoes this morning, the right shoes for this outfit, and the left shoe didn't fit, although it had a couple weeks ago. I inspect my feet, and the left foot is swollen. Upon reflection, I realised that it was hurting too. Checking my ankle revealed it was sore too.

I haven't kicked anything with the top of my foot in over a week, nor kicked anything at all since Saturday. Or banged it, I don't think. But now even the comfy shoes hurt more than they did yesterday, despite driving in with the foot on the dashboard.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 07, 2006 7:46:49 am PST #5512 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I guess 8 total for both eyes, top and bottom lashes. And that is for when I do stage make-up, as glasses and mascara are not mixy things.


Sue - Feb 07, 2006 7:49:43 am PST #5513 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I'm at, maybe, 3-5? per eye?

Yeah me too, and then I have to use a clean brush to avoid clumping.


P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2006 7:51:54 am PST #5514 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Maybe 2-3 per eye. I'm trying to imagine 100, and it's not pretty.


msbelle - Feb 07, 2006 7:52:45 am PST #5515 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have had broth!


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2006 7:52:55 am PST #5516 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ron Burgundy Says... You stay classy, Iraq (Ron Burgundy stenciled on a HUMVEE)


Frankenbuddha - Feb 07, 2006 7:58:45 am PST #5517 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And now I'm ridden with Batman's similarity to Ennis, and Bruce Wayne's to Jack.

They can never truly be together as they wish they could....


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2006 7:59:42 am PST #5518 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's the practical reasoning behind these hosiery tubes?


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2006 8:03:38 am PST #5519 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Funny:

Alberto: President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale.


brenda m - Feb 07, 2006 8:05:49 am PST #5520 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

To wear with those flip floppy kind of sandals with the one wide strap across the foot - those ones look like they're designed to stick out in a contrasting color, but there are others just for blister protection.