Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2006 4:28:13 pm PST #4972 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Trudy, your stance on this strikes me as so cynical it's almost wrapping back around to naive. Publicists' jobs are to make their charges desirable to the public. No doubt some of them feed the paparazzi to do so.

However the idea that the paparazzi are always invited to fly over and take pictures of celebrities at home or to stake out their supermarket--why the fuck should someone have to send their assistant out to buy Midol? How is that the celebrity's fault?

Fact is, the paparazzi know there's a market for stalkeresque pictures, whether they're set up or not. They're not patsies in a great puppet show manned by celebrities and publicists. They're agents too.


msbelle - Feb 04, 2006 4:53:50 pm PST #4973 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

While I do think it is going way out on a limb to say celebrities as a group want the paparazzi kind of attention and no way would I say they desearve it, I think we all know that there are certain types of people who want attention and go about getting it in odd ways. For these creatures, who I do not understand at all, it is enough to get attention, even if it is negative.


Allyson - Feb 04, 2006 4:56:14 pm PST #4974 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I refuse to wear my seatbelt.


msbelle - Feb 04, 2006 5:00:46 pm PST #4975 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Calling all libertarians! Rant opportunity!


Jesse - Feb 04, 2006 5:03:50 pm PST #4976 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I confess to enjoying the "Celebrities are just like us!" features in magazines, with the pictures of people walking down the street with coffee or whatever.

Does that make me a bad person?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 04, 2006 5:05:32 pm PST #4977 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

t shakes head sadly

Oh, Jesse.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2006 5:07:20 pm PST #4978 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We all have our cross to bear, OK??

So, I had a big late lunch, and now I'm hungry. I hate that. Maybe oatmeal.


msbelle - Feb 04, 2006 5:09:27 pm PST #4979 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I will pray for you tomorrow at church. Then I will make a sign for you to wear that says "I contributed to killing Princess Di".


Jesse - Feb 04, 2006 5:11:20 pm PST #4980 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did not! I also enjoy random pictures of non-famous people.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2006 5:11:49 pm PST #4981 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, we've talked before about how wrong you are. I didn't know it was this bad.

Actually, those pieces irritate me because I do think that celebrities are just like us. I don't need to be reminded that they buy toilet paper or spill their coffee.