You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 4:14:35 am PST #4716 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cory Doctorow: On a forum for student doctors working in emergency rooms, a thread for "lessons learned from my patients," oscillating between the sobering to the uproarious:

One thing I've learned from 3 EM rotations is: Stay away from people named "Some Guy" or "This One Dude", because they for whatever reason, just punch someone in the face or hit them with a crowbar and run off. If I see them on the street, I cross the street to get away from them...

Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.

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also, Pac Man ass tatoo Not work-safe.

...and...

Wasp performs roach-brain-surgery to make zombie slave-roaches. How cool is that?


esse - Feb 03, 2006 4:18:21 am PST #4717 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

You guys might have seen this already, but I found it quite moving:

Georgetown law students walk out on Alberto Gonzales.


Ginger - Feb 03, 2006 4:23:23 am PST #4718 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Shipment Date: Jan 31, 2006 Estimated Arrival: Jan 10, 2006 Do I have to pay extra for that?

Not if you haven't already gotten it.


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 4:27:41 am PST #4719 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More non-work safe stuff: Flying Spaghetti Monster Erotica


Calli - Feb 03, 2006 4:32:03 am PST #4720 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

zombie slave-roaches.

That is indeed deeply cool. And disgusting. But deeply cool. And it's not doing a thing to change my fear and loathing of all things wasply either.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2006 4:35:26 am PST #4721 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More non-work safe stuff: Flying Spaghetti Monster Erotica

Tentacle porn?


brenda m - Feb 03, 2006 4:39:30 am PST #4722 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hey Tom, the local news just did a piece on the scam with sending a seller a cashier's check for higher than the sale amount and asking for a refund of the difference.


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 4:47:14 am PST #4723 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey Tom, the local news just did a piece on the scam with sending a seller a cashier's check for higher than the sale amount and asking for a refund of the difference.

Heh.

Did they say what the best approach was? I was torn between sending the guy a profanity-laden email, or just ignoring him. I chose the latter, and it seemed to work.

I thought about notifying law enforcement, but at that point the guy had yet to do anything illegal.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 03, 2006 4:51:43 am PST #4724 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm not sure I get the scam - is it money laundering, or something?


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 4:59:03 am PST #4725 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's where they send you a fake money order, cashier's check, etc for more than the amount of the item and shipping, so you refund them the difference.

Here's a site with warnings about various scams: [link]