Seriously, I was thinking I should fly to NY to get groomed. And then I did the math, and it turns out that with plane fare, it's not really cost effective.
HOWEVER! I also have an appointment for a deluxe spa facial thanks to a generous benefactor.
Ima pretend I'm rich.
So, home? I can go there now, right?
Work has been eating my ass and will continue to do so for the next 2 weeks. I feel like curling up in a fetal position under my desk and grabbing at people's ankles as they walk by. Of course, I am the only one still here so I'd be grasping at air, but hey! I feel very practiced at that.
quester, I'm glad you're home safe. So sorry about your dad.
So was the woman last week. I don't think Americans could do it. We're not cheeky enough. We don't have that innate camp spirit of the Brits.
I have mentioned that I wore a bear mascot outfit to an NHL game in Nashville, haven't I?
But did you wear the bear outfit all day to work and everything? These people lose their entire wardrobe for the week.
Well, it was a weekend, so no work. I wore everything but the actual bear head all day, though—hockey jersey, 50" waist fat pants stuffed with cotton, fuzzy bear houseshoes...
OK, that's pretty good, Matt. Now get the shyest person you know to do it.
I've worn all SORTS of things out.
There's the thing--then you don't need that kind of help.
I would love to do the show because I want that kind of shove.
Quester--glad to see you back. I vote fruitcake.