I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


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Nutty - Feb 02, 2006 6:01:00 am PST #4455 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

There are rules about what makes a man a man too.

I'm just sad that these rules involve gigantic man-breasts.

Well, and also sad that a whole article about the trend never stops to say, "Oh, by the way, you people who aren't insanely obsessed with the inadequacy of their bodies? Feel free to skip this part."

I mean, even articles about changing one's fat body have the excuse of "obesity is a risk-factor for a zillion illnesses," but AFAIK being slim is a risk-factor only for being able to squeeze into small spaces.


flea - Feb 02, 2006 6:03:30 am PST #4456 of 10002
information libertarian

you people who aren't insanely obsessed with the inadequacy of their bodies

Honey, you realize you were reading the Fashion and Style section of the New York Times?


Nutty - Feb 02, 2006 6:07:00 am PST #4457 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It's an epic struggle, but somebody's got to do it.


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2006 6:09:37 am PST #4458 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but AFAIK being slim is a risk-factor only for being able to squeeze into small spaces.

And for being taunted. And for, um, not being able to do the backfloat.


Theodosia - Feb 02, 2006 6:12:37 am PST #4459 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's also the turning-sideways-and-becoming-invisible factor for extreme slimness.


sumi - Feb 02, 2006 6:14:15 am PST #4460 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

sarameg - I bet the other options were "widowed" and "divorced".


amych - Feb 02, 2006 6:14:43 am PST #4461 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

There's also the turning-sideways-and-becoming-invisible factor for extreme slimness.

But that's, like, a superpower! Whereas having sand kicked in your face by the bully who's stealing your gal, nsm.


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2006 6:15:40 am PST #4462 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's also the turning-sideways-and-becoming-invisible factor for extreme slimness.

And an icreased likelyhood of being given the nickname "Slim Goodbody."


Dana - Feb 02, 2006 6:29:39 am PST #4463 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Project Runway:

The best thing about Santino is his Tim Gunn impersenation. He's stopped trying to go as crazy as he did in the earlier challenges, but I don't think I've seen anything of his that I liked at all.

Poor Andrae. What will they do without his reaction shots?

My bet for the top three has been Chloe, Daniel, and Nick, but Nick's starting to worry me.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2006 6:49:59 am PST #4464 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm just sad that these rules involve gigantic man-breasts.

I never got the impression that was the mandatory destination.

"Oh, by the way, you people who aren't insanely obsessed with the inadequacy of their bodies? Feel free to skip this part."

Well, I don't mind reading stories about people who are different from me, so it's not a warning I'd heed. However, it's kinda implicit, and hardly subtle.

AFAIK being slim is a risk-factor only for being able to squeeze into small spaces

Having been too skinny, I do disagree. I'm not insanely obsessed with the inadequacy of my body, but I know I'm healthier when I'm closer to 150 than 100. I get sick less often, and get less sick. I'm not as consistently cold, either. Plus, I look disturbingly ugly that skinny. So I don't wanna.

C'mon -- it's a pastime to look at Mischa Barton and that Olsen chick and Nicole Richie and mutter "Eat a sandwich! Get some flesh on that frame!"