My favorite was when people would start freaking out at work, and she'd start with, "This is not an emergency. An emergency is a resident who got on some random bus and doesn't know how to get home. An emergency is a resident up on the roof. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUNDRAISING EMERGENCY."
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aimee, I'm sorry. Stomach flu sucks. Poor little Em.
She doesn't have any other symptoms, though. And she's running around, playing. Joe's taking her to the doctor at 5:15.
[insert working mother's guilt here]
Hey, she has a parent with her. That's the important thing. Well, that and her getting well.
Okay, I thought this video of Keith Olbermann skewering Bill O'Reilly on MSNBC was hilarious: [link]
But I'm the MOMMY. OTOH, glad it's Joe getting puked on.
But I'm the MOMMY
It's 2006, honey. It'll be okay. Plus, now you smell better.
I'm thinking you've got the better part of the deal, Aimee. Just wait until she gets older -- when I was little, I always climbed right in bed next to my mom after I puked. I didn't tend to wake her up.
Ack! They're trying to assimilate me! I've just been invited to a Landmark Forum.