Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Feb 01, 2006 1:04:45 pm PST #4328 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm pretty sure some insects have brain functions in their torsos or knees or whatnot, but evolution didn't branch that way for any of the mammals. Must be some pressure not to.

You do get the odd "You can't get there from here" moments in evolution. It'd be a pretty major restructuring to have the brain migrate to parts south (or, in my brother's case, parts north), and I'm not convinced the intermediary steps would be particularly effective (eg, having your brain in your neck). Even if there were a significant advantage, I doubt it would happen.

Incidentally, I'm thinking that one consideration here is the brain needs to be very firmly encased, which means a solid bone covering (though the recent discovery of the world's smallest fish - was it tommyrot linked to it? - doesn't have a skull, as I recall), while most creatures want pretty flexible torsos to make high-speed travel easier. That could suggest an advantage in the current arrangement.

Same pressure that gave us the knee? I figure sometimes stuff just works well enough to not have the species die out. Get us as far as sapience, and we'll start picking up the slack.

Yeah, pretty much. The knee isn't really very well designed for bipedal living. Pops too easily. But it's a leftover from our quadrupedal heritage, like the plumbing arrangements that make us susceptible to hernias. But as long as the bipedal stance offers more advantages, we live with the drawbacks. Like Kriss Kross wearing their jeans backwards.


Allyson - Feb 01, 2006 1:06:05 pm PST #4329 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Work is killing my soul.

HOWEVER!

I passed Lori in the parking lot, and she threw skin cream at me, which then rolled under my car, so she leaped out of her car to get it, threw it threw my window, her car rolled back, I screamed, "lori! Your car is leaving!", it narrowly missed backing into one of the annoying scientists I support, Lori DOVE INTO HER CAR, and then drove off as if nothing happened.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 1:06:45 pm PST #4330 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lori is an action hero, that's what.


Allyson - Feb 01, 2006 1:09:54 pm PST #4331 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It was pretty awesome.


JZ - Feb 01, 2006 1:14:33 pm PST #4332 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

This morning I passed one of our social workers, sitting in her Tercel on the approach to the Bay Bridge. We waved at each other, she disappeared in my rear view mirror, and then I got stuck, and it was after 9:00 when I actually made it onto the bridge, and then she and I ran into one another again in the elevator on the way to our offices.

Allyson totally wins. Car-diving Lori and skin cream!


Wolfram - Feb 01, 2006 1:15:22 pm PST #4333 of 10002
Visilurking

Congrats Cashmere! Welcome to newest baby buffista!


P.M. Marc - Feb 01, 2006 1:23:59 pm PST #4334 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Lori is so awesome!

There totally needs to be an Alias-style TV show about her.


Gudanov - Feb 01, 2006 1:25:14 pm PST #4335 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Action hero and scientist. She's the Buckaroo Bonzai of our time.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 1:30:47 pm PST #4336 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the admin sent me someone else's office supplies. Normally I'd send them back or ask around, but it included three different colours of Post It flag highlighters. I don't want to give them back.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 1:36:40 pm PST #4337 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unrelatedly:

NBC has decided to resurrect its controversial The Book of Daniel on the Internet. According to MediaPost, the network is planning to allow viewers to watch the four unaired episodes online -- presumably for free. The episode that would have aired last Friday has already been posted without comment on NBC.com. Fans have apparently not discovered it there yet. A fan blog associated with the Daniel site was last updated a week ago. Meanwhile, Daniel creator Jack Kenny has lambasted NBC for its decision to cancel the show. "I think pretty soon we're all going to have to be sitting in a room with these bigots and have to get their approval before a network will sign on to do anything," he said in an interview with the website afterelton.com. Kenny blamed the Rev. Don Wildmon's American Family Association for launching the campaign that resulted in Daniel's cancellation. "I feel badly for NBC because they were put in an untenable position. They were behind me 100-percent the whole way. ... Yet they were being cornered by advertisers, who were being cornered by emails. Advertisers don't want emails of any kind. The more emails they get ... the more they want to run from it." On his website, Wildmon told his supporters, "People like Kenny don't want people like you to have a voice. They want to deny you the right to get involved. You are supposed to sit back and take the trash. And when you do speak up they call you names."