Wesley: We were fighting on opposite sides, but it was the same war. Fred: but you hated her…didn't you? Wesley: It's not always about holding hands.

'Shells'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 11:24:17 am PST #4295 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just had to email someone to ask them to click on a link so I could get my email address approved so someone else could get my mail thru the earthlink spam filter. I can't get to the link myself through our web filter.

I'm not mad at the software--I'm mad at the fact the software's actually useful.


Burrell - Feb 01, 2006 11:30:36 am PST #4296 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Welcome, Olivia Rose!

Alibelle, Franny loved you. Are you available this weekend?


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 11:31:30 am PST #4297 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh! The babysitting has begun? How cool. Alibelle's a magic fit.


Nutty - Feb 01, 2006 11:44:01 am PST #4298 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Wow, baby so soon?? Excellent (except in the sleep-dep sense). Olivia is a good name.

It just all feels...so easy to get. Like we're all walking around with skulls of eggshells.

Well, we were not telling all the stories about people who got the everliving crap beaten out of them and were fine (neurologically) the next day. Which does happen all the time --as your kravvy friends are wont to know. It's just, the dramatic ones where somebody almost died are the ones that get written up in the New Yorker.

Watch, tomorrow somebody will assault Jay Leno with an orange, and he won't sustain any brain damage at all! (A run-by fruiting!!)


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 11:48:16 am PST #4299 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Beeyotiful humidifier.

we were not telling all the stories about people who got the everliving crap beaten out of them and were fine (neurologically) the next day. Which does happen all the time --as your kravvy friends are wont to know

My feeling is more prompted by the fact that the two last times I was hit hard on the head they had nothing to do with anything. No big traumatic incident, no third (or second!) parties. One faint, one slip, and I'm a severe concussion and minor black eye bearer.

I watched a guy in my test get whacked in the back of the head with a stick, be too woozy to stand properly for half an hour, resume testing, and wake up the next morning with a mild post-concussive syndrome.

Every time someone's knocked unconscious on TV now makes my eyes spin with the @@.


Nutty - Feb 01, 2006 11:51:10 am PST #4300 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Every time someone's knocked unconscious on TV now makes my eyes spin with the @@.

They do conveniently go out like lights, don't they? And stay out for as long as the plot needs them to, and when they come back to awareness, they stand right up and do heropic things.

None of this woozy crap! No staggering, no confusion! Their brains are made out of titanium!!


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 11:55:19 am PST #4301 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

when they come back to awareness, they stand right up and do heropic things

And their heads don't hurt!

I hate them all.


Dana - Feb 01, 2006 12:06:00 pm PST #4302 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I just got an e-mail that I almost dismissed as spam, but I think it might actually just be misdirected. It's in French, and I think someone might have mistyped an address, given my French surname.

From what I can decipher, it looks like some guy making arrangements for a roommate, or a sublet. Sounds like a nice place. It has a petit jardin.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2006 12:09:58 pm PST #4303 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was one of many recipients on a weird (to me) email a couple weeks ago from a guy discussing his plans to move from Australia to the UK.

I have no idea how I got into his address book. It was a very chatty email.


Spidra Webster - Feb 01, 2006 12:12:27 pm PST #4304 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

They do conveniently go out like lights, don't they?

I hate that cliché. Apparently you have to hit someone *just right* to knock them out like that.

I've gotten concussed a couple times, due to being prone to fainting under the right conditions. I fainted in church and was standing as far away from the adobe church wall as possible to ensure I'd achieve maximum velocity while still hitting the wall. When I woke up, it was like a stereotypical TV show. I saw a sea of faces around me and someone said "I'm a doctor. Are you okay?" I was bundled into my aunt's Mercedes and taken home. I only just managed to hold back from booting until the car door was open and I could get my head out. I seemed to be recovering okay but a couple weeks later when I got my wisdom teeth taken out, it brought back the concussion symptoms and I was in massive misery. It was really weird how it brought back those symptoms. I think my skull is actually shaped differently than it was before that concussion.

That said, I'm actually amazed how tough the human skull is. It takes quite a lot of bonking while protecting its precious cargo.