Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.

'Sleeper'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Feb 01, 2006 5:52:28 am PST #4139 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

thanks guys.


Lee - Feb 01, 2006 5:53:55 am PST #4140 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yay for snowdays.

Thanks for the Nick's blog link, sumi.

Msbelle, I hope you feel better. ita too, even thoughyou haven't said anything, just preemptively.


Sue - Feb 01, 2006 5:58:17 am PST #4141 of 10002
hip deep in pie

SUE! Check the gov web site. Offices are CLOSED for the rest of the day!!!

YAY! Party.

I'm worried that Sue is on her way to work...

Oh megan, you should know me better than that!

I was actually doing yoga.

I wasn't really loving GG, until the last ten minutes, which were awesome!


Jesse - Feb 01, 2006 6:31:34 am PST #4142 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, have done a couple of little tasks, which is good. Now to shower. If someone said to get something to her "by mid-day, if possible," 2pm should be OK, right?


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2006 6:38:18 am PST #4143 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, have done a couple of little tasks, which is good. Now to shower. If someone said to get something to her "by mid-day, if possible," 2pm should be OK, right?

Well, a day has a beginning, a middle and an end. Assuming that each is 8 hours, then mid-day ends at 4pm. Plus the "if possible" adds a couple more hours of leeway....


Jesse - Feb 01, 2006 6:43:09 am PST #4144 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I figure the "if possible," means, "I realize there's no way in hell you'll actually have this done by noon, but try not to get it to me a half-hour beforehand, OK??"

OK. Shower.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2006 6:49:56 am PST #4145 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't believe that no Buffista has posted this great resource: The Daily Monkey

From Boing Boing:

It's all monkeys, all the time at Brian Biggs' Daily Monkey weblog. Brian is a talented illustrator who takes time away from his critically important drawing work to post a new monkey related photograph and quotation each day. For this, I am thankful.

And, crap! We just missed this:

National Gorilla Suit Day, which mysteriously falls on January 31 of each year, is perhaps the important holiday of the year. Every National Gorilla Suit Day, people of all shapes and colors around the world get their gorilla suits out of the closet, put them on and go door-to-door.

That's really all there is to it. You don't have to buy gifts. You don't have to fast, although some Orthodox Gorilla Suiters do. If you want to have a parade, fine. Just make sure all the marchers are wearing gorilla suits and that all the balloons are giant, inflatable gorillas.
– Mark Evanier

eta:

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Could I speak to (your name) please?
You: That's me!
MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Great! I'm with monkeyphonecall.com and you're about to get a Monkey Phone Call for you!
You: Great! Let's hear it!
MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Just a second while I get the monkey! (A short delay.) Eeeee ooooo eeeeee whoooo eeeeee oooooo eeeeeeeeeeee whooooo eeeeeeeee oooooooooooo eeeeeeee! (Our Monkey Phone Call operators take great pride in their monkey calls. They are trained for many weeks before being allowed to do a MonkeyPhoneCall.com Monkey Phone Call for you. Don't forget with MonkeyPhoneCall.com you get a professional call, not a cheap imitation!)
You: Hahahaha, I love the Monkey Phone Call it is fantastic!
MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Thanks for ordering from MonkeyPhoneCall.com. We hope to hear from you again!
You: Believe me you will! A Monkey Phone Call for me would be a great way to start the day every day!


Jessica - Feb 01, 2006 6:50:38 am PST #4146 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Kettle Chips is holding a contest to let customers vote on their next new chip flavor.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 01, 2006 6:55:24 am PST #4147 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

mmm, I loved the winner of last year, cheddar beer.


Gudanov - Feb 01, 2006 6:55:24 am PST #4148 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I'm skimming over the SotU now.

Intro -- blah, blah, blah, all stuff they all say.

Now lots of stuff about how the War in Iraq is bringing democracy and freedom to the world. -- Yeah, whatever, there's nothing new here. I would point out that Iraq wasn't a terrorist haven until we invaded, but whatever.

A little something out the wiretapping without a check from the courts. It is said that prior to the attacks of September 11th, our government failed to connect the dots of the conspiracy. We now know that two of the hijackers in the United States placed telephone calls to al Qaeda operatives overseas. But we did not know about their plans until it was too late.

So to prevent another attack -- based on authority given to me by the Constitution and by statute -- I have authorized a terrorist surveillance program to aggressively pursue the international communications of suspected al Qaeda operatives and affiliates to and from America.

Previous presidents have used the same constitutional authority I have -- and federal courts have approved the use of that authority. Appropriate members of Congress have been kept informed.

9/11 wouldn't have happend if the administration had unchecked power to spy on Americas. How low is that? We had the dots, nobody was paying attention. I don't know if another administration would have connected them, but every indication was that the Bush administration did not take the terrorist threat very seriously before 9/11.

Other presidents used FISA to get approval, members of Congress don't seem to agree that they have been kept informed. Unchecked presidential power to spy is a dangerous precedent even if the Bush administration is being completely honest that every wiretap is all about national security.