Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2006 5:48:29 am PST #351 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The guy punched out the window of the train? Good lord.

I burned the top of my mouth on my breakfast -- toast with melted cheese. My life is hard.


Theodosia - Jan 16, 2006 5:49:26 am PST #352 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I tell people that cheese is bad, but do they ever listen? ::shakes head::


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2006 5:52:42 am PST #353 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Dog Man Gets a Cat

I never liked cats much. Then Mother moved into my barn.

I found this story moving - we always had a bunch of barn cats (that were not allowed in the house). I always loved them, and felt bad that they often had short lives due to accidents with cows, cars, farm machinery, etc....

Before Mother, I was never much drawn to cats. They seemed slithery and remote. I have a farm, and cats didn't appear to be useful.

I am partial to working dogs—especially border collies and Labradors—that can herd sheep, fetch sticks, hike with me, cuddle on the sofa, and swim in nearby streams. I didn't really get having an animal you couldn't herd sheep or take a walk with.

Then the rats came.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2006 5:54:09 am PST #354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cindy, linking to the page is a-okay.

Cheese is god--you need to treat it with respect, but the rewards are great.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2006 5:55:08 am PST #355 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cheese is god--you need to treat it with respect, but the rewards are great.

Also, cheese can sense fear.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 16, 2006 5:56:30 am PST #356 of 10002
What is even happening?

Cindy, linking to the page is a-okay.

Oh, goodie! Thanks, ita.


Theodosia - Jan 16, 2006 6:09:14 am PST #357 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cheese-lovers!


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2006 6:10:02 am PST #358 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Before Mother, I was never much drawn to cats. They seemed slithery and remote.

I've always been used to cats who are non-cuddly. In the sense that, they imperiously tolerate The Sapiens because they have Opposable Thumbs and provide Tribute In The Form Of Food. But they were never big snuggle-up kitties.

I was at a friend's house last night, and I was lying on my stomach reading a book, and not one but BOTH of his cats came and sat on me -- one on my back, and the other sprawled across my legs. Both of them, after some dough-kneading action that involved very little claw, immediately went to sleep. On me. It was the funniest thing ever, to me, since I always thought cats look at me and think "There will be No Snuggling, Blonde Sapiens! So it has been decreed. And don't even THINK about picking us up!"


Lee - Jan 16, 2006 6:11:27 am PST #359 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You really have got to meet Ozzie.


Strega - Jan 16, 2006 6:24:12 am PST #360 of 10002

That barn cat story is nice, although the "Hey, it turns out cats are useful!" thing was odd.

My grandparents had a bunch of cats on their ranch, and would put out scraps for them. They were probably just this side of feral. The cats, I mean; not my grandparents. I remember spending a while sitting on the back steps when the food was there, so the cats would get used to me. After a day or two there were a couple that would let me pet them, which impressed my grandma.